It's that time again! As you can tell by the topic, this one is gonna be all about sequels and nothing but. This includes 3's, 4's and 5's as well. Send in answers via PM. Just need the movies. Answers up in a week.
1. Women. Can't live without 'em and they can't pee standing up.
2. Hey, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?
3. Thank you for participating in our drill, had this been an actual emergency, y'all would've been eatin' because you don't listen.
4. Freeze, and nobody gets hurt! Well, from now on!
5. All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."
6. "What exactly are you a professor of?"
"Art."
7. All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!
8. Thank you. You see, it's a matter of the mind being mightier than the bosom.
9. Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you.
10. "No doubt you've discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm, as your father believes."
"Then what is?"
"I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm."
11. Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
12. Two more days 'til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, two more days 'til Halloween, Silver Shamrock!
13. You're entrance was good. His was better. The difference: showmanship!
14. "Get me the President."
"You are the President."
"Good. Then I already know about this. Let's order lunch."
15. Hey man there was nothin' on that. How 'bout a real shot? Hey Paison, meatballs are slowin' ya down? Hey uhh... how do you say in Italiano, wussy?
