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Delita Hyral (vs. Hiro)
« on: September 11, 2009, 11:34:23 PM »
A resourceful king has no need for adolescent heroes, and Delita has put this to practice last week upon disposing of Bowie with his own blade. He didn't expect to engage in such foolishness twice in a row, but the Duelling League ironies seem fierce this time around, as Delita now has to handle Hiro, the bumbling adventurer that saved the world in a quest to get laid by a blue-haired beauty. Well, a ruler has to be practical in such matters, and, as usual, Delita won't hesitate to bloody his hands if the situation so requires. Hiro's swordskills, rough and unpolished as they are, should be no match for Hyral's elegant, yet terrifying technique. Once again, the rabble shall fall against the might of a true ruler, and Delita will personally see to this.
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Re: Delita Hyral (vs. Hiro)
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2009, 04:09:26 AM »
A resourceful king is more than a match for any adolescent hero, as Delita showed last week upon disposing of Bowie with his own blade. He didn't expect to engage in such foolishness twice in a row, but ironies is thick on the ground this season, as Delita now has to handle Hiro, the bumbling adventurer that saved the world through his quest to get laid by a blue-haired beauty. Well, a ruler has to be practical in such matters, and, as usual, Delita won't hesitate to bloody his hands if the situation so requires. Hiro's swordskills, rough and unpolished as they are, should be no match for Hyral's elegant, yet terrifying technique. Once again, the rabble shall fall against the might of a true ruler, and Delita will personally see to this.
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