LFT chat log shenanigans (aka: The DL gives the FFT script a makeover)

[Tide]

Yes, most of us are play/testing Laggy and mc's wonderful hack creation. I just took the liberty to mock/re-write various portions of the script while playing. Why? Well as much as I love FFT's underlying story, reading it the 15-16th time or so gets boring.

I was requested to post/log some of these by Djinn. Unfortunately, I don't chat logs saved regularly, so first, thanks to Sage for sending whatever he had. Next, I am not formatting the chat log format because various others have joined in while I was doing said mocking, and they probably deserve to have their wit praised as well (Tonfa and Sage are the common side commentators! Random/Tal/Laggy and a few others have also thrown in comments here and there). Breaking it down into various portions of the plot/game. Without further ado...here we go!

LENALIA PLATEAU/WINDMILL SHED
<SageAcrin> I CAN'T DIE NOW. NOT FROM POISON.
<SageAcrin> LET HER DIE FROM POIZN.
<SageAcrin> Aw.
<SageAcrin> Bad Delita.
<SageAcrin>
<Tide> Delita goes smack and Miluda goes ow I am dead
<SageAcrin>
<SageAcrin> She would have died from poisoning next turn.
<SageAcrin>
<Tide> <Ramza> What went wrong?
<DycedargsElderBrother> <Algus>
<Tide> <Delita> We should've let her die from POIZN?
<Tide> Time for...
<Tide> WINDMILL SHED
<SageAcrin> Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Windmill party~
<Tide> <Wiegraf> Why did you kidnap the girl
<DycedargsElderBrother> Windmill plot.
<Tide> <Golgaros> I dunno
<Tide> <Teta> Excuse Me, I'm not really a Be-
* DycedargsElderBrother twirls wine glass.
<Tide> <Golgaros> Sit down and stfu
<Tide> <Teta>
<Tide> <Wiegraf> Not in vain, take as many of you as you can!
<Tide> <Golgaros> ...You just want to sacrifice me and escape yourself, don't you
<Tide> <Wiegraf>...yeah pretty much
<Tide> <Wiegraf> I AM SHAKING MY FIST TO SHOW ANGER
<SageAcrin> <Wiegraf> AND NOW I'LL NEVER GET TO MAKE O-SEE HER AGAIN.
<Tide> VOICE OF A GUARD
<SageAcrin> Voice of a guard: The most deep character in the game.
<SageAcrin> (Spoilers: The guard was Boco.)
<Laggy> No
<Laggy> That's
<Laggy> A roar
<Laggy> >_>
<SageAcrin> The roar was also Boco.
<Laggy> I SEE
<DycedargsElderBrother> I dunno.
<DycedargsElderBrother> Blansh is still superior
<Tide> Antipyretic~
<Tide> <Ramza> She was Wiegraf's sister?
<Tide> <Delita> gj asshole. Now he will hunt us down forever
<Tide> <Ramza> Oh
<Tide> <Ramza>
<DycedargsElderBrother> <Algus>
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> Wait you killed her and wouldn't let the poison do it so no one could trace it to us.
<SageAcrin> <Delita> ...
<DycedargsElderBrother> Truly, we are discovering new nuances of FFT plot.
<Tide> <Ramza> He's not a Beoulve! I am!
<Tide> <Wiegraf> TARGET LOCKED
<Tide> <Ramza> Oh Shi-
<Tide> <Wiegraf> Why did you kill her? Why Miluda?
<DycedargsElderBrother> I can't really consider Berserk a buff at all.
<Tide> <Ramza> I didn't! It was him *points to Delita*
<Tide> <Delita> Ramza, I am got to kill you and dump your body over a ditch
<SageAcrin> <Wiegraf> You still don't understand why we won't surrender!
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> Besides the killing of everyone you like and love?
<DycedargsElderBrother> <Ramza> I had no intention of killing h34, the poison would have - uh.
<SageAcrin> <Wiegraf> ...look YOU CAN'T FEEL MY PAIN.
<DycedargsElderBrother> <Boco> (Little do they know that I am the true party to the plot.)
<SageAcrin> <Boco> (And I'm not dead yet. I feel fine, think I'll go for a walk.)
<Tide> <Ramza> Wait, Wiegraf!! Take that back!
<Tide> <Wiegraf> No u
<Tide> <Ramza> Did Wiegraf lie to us?!
<Magetastic> Wiegraf lied to your mother.
<Tide> <Delita> Ramza tell me what went wrong. Why did this have to happen to Teta?!
<Tide> <Ramza> Gee I dunno. Maybe if you didn't kill Miluda
<Tide> <Delita>

FORT ZEAKDEN
<Tide> Zeakden is next
<Ephraim> The explosion knocks the equipment back to Ramza
<Ephraim> Hey you die....OH A SHINY HAT
<Magetastic> So that's why it takes him so long to walk away from there! He's busy picking up Delita's shinies.
<Tide> WHAT'S THIS
<Tide> SUPER MIND BROKE ME
<Tide> GMPH
<Tide> Ramza Beoulve: Making up words on the spot since 1997
<Tide> OH NOES
<Tide> GILGAME HEART
<Tide> OH NOES
<Tide> MORE GILGAME HEART
<Tide> And Super's dead
<Tide> Yay~
<Tide> SUPER'S SPIRIT BECAME CRYSTAL
<SageAcrin> GET IT
<SageAcrin> EAT HIS SOUL
<SageAcrin> EAAAAAAAAAAAT SOULD
<Tide> ...
<Tide> ALGUS WILL GET HIS CRYSTAL
<Tide> I'm not in range
<SageAcrin> OH NO.
<SageAcrin> ALGUS WILL EAT SUPER'S SOUL.
<Lunasa>
<SageAcrin> ...
<Laggy> Algus eating Super's crystal makes far too much sense.
<SageAcrin> Never mind this is good.
<SageAcrin> Charge on the Crystal.
<SageAcrin> He'll walk into it.
<Tide> ALGUS COLLECTED HIS CRYSTAL
<DycedargsElderBrother> Tide's is probably more interesting.
<Ephraim> Where is Super?
<SageAcrin> GONE.
<SageAcrin> HIS SOUL WAS EATEN.
<SageAcrin> Wait you mean real super.
<Tide> SUPER'S SOUL WAS CONSUMED BY ALGUS
<Tide> <Algus> Damn you...Super's crystal should've given me infinite power
<Tide> <Ramza> Look Delita, I didn't have to Revive you but you got to see my troops shoot him to death
<SageAcrin> <Algus> But I picked HP/MP. DAMN MISCLICKS
<Tide> <Delita> But I wanted to kill him
<DycedargsElderBrother> <Algus> I will return, stronger than ever before!
<DycedargsElderBrother> <Ramza> This is not the PSP version
<DycedargsElderBrother> <Algus>
<Tide> <Algus> With Super's Crystal
<SageAcrin> <Fort> Oh hell no. *Boom*
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> What's that? An explosion!? LET ME WALK TOWARDS IT
<Tide> <Delita> Ramza I hate you
<Tide> <Delita> You blame me for killng Wiegraf's Sister even though it wasn't my fault so now he's after my ass, kill Algus and do nothing but act like an idiot
<Tide> <Delita> I am going to return. WITH PLOT PARTIES
<Tide> <Delita> *Vanishes*
<Tide> <Agrias> He's taking Ovelia with him, he can't be that far
<Tide> Why, is she fat?
<Tide> OH NO I DIDN'T
<SageAcrin> No, no, she's easy, she won't get far with a guy before, well, yeah.
<Tide> <Gafgarion> We won't help you, it's not in the contract
<Tide> <Rad> Have you even checked the con-
<Tide> <Gafgarion> Stfu. I take no orders from generics
<Tide> <Rad>
<SageAcrin> <Rad> But I have a LINE when you click select on my name! A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ZIREKILE FALLS
<Tide> <Gafgarion> Don't know what's going on, but its in the contract!
<Tide> <Rad> Did you even read the con-
<Tide> <Gafgarion> I thought I told you to stfu
<Tide> <Rad>
<Tide> <Agrias> What are you getting at? The kidnapping's a sham?
<Tide> <Gafgarion> Yes...I mean no!
<Tide> <Ramza> Delita you're alive!
<Tide> <Delita> No Shit
<Tide> <Ramza> Who knows? They never tell me anything
<Tide> <Ramza> BUT UH DELITA, ARE YOU A PARTY TO THEIR PLOT
<Tide> <Delita> I am going to fucking stab you. In the face.
<Tide> <Gafgarion> WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PLAN?
<Tide> <Delita> I AM THE PLAN

ZALAND FORT CITY
<Tide> Time for...
<Tide> ZALAND FORT CITY
<Tide> <Mustadio> What do you want, I don't know what your talking about. Even though you chased me through the damn streets so I know you want something
<SageAcrin> <Mustadio> WATCH ME JUMP THIS WALL wait how the fuck did I do that I can't jump that high.
<Tide> <Ramza> Why were they after you?
<Tide> <Mustadio> You know why they call us Mechanics?
<Tide> <Ramza> You are not answering the question
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> You shoot things. You shot someone? That explains a lot. Come along quietly now.
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> I can not tell you that now.
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> I can not tell you that now.
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> I can not tell you that now.
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> I can not tell you that now.
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> I can not tell you that now.
<Tide> <Mustadio> Mechanics are the ones who restore the past legacies
<Tide> <Ramza> You are not answering the question
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> Like the ability to shoot innocent people, murderer?
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> I can not tell you that now.
<Tide> <Mustadio> I cannot tell you that now
<Tide> <Ramza> ok, come along anyway then
<Tide> <Agrias> Ramza, stfu. Why are they after you
<Tide> <Mustadio> can you take me with you?
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> I can not tell you that now.
<Tide> <Agrias> YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED THE QUESTION
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> More like...never. *puts on sunglasses*
<Tide> <Mustadio> I cannot tell you that now
<Tide> <Agrias>...I am going to stab you in the face
<Tide> BEST LINE EVER
<Tide> <Mustadio> I cannot tell you that now
<Tide> <Mustadio> I cannot tell you that now
<Tide> <Mustadio> I cannot tell you that now
<Tide> <Mustadio> I cannot tell you that now
<Tide> <Ovelia> I have no clue what's going on, but sure Mustardio come along
<Tide> <Agrias>...what
<Yune> <Ovelia> It's okay we're ditching this guy in a couple of maps anyway.
<Tide> Agrias now takes a look at the script and does a double take
<Tide> <Agrias> OKAY I TRUST YOU TOO. DESPITE THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO REASON TO SUDDENLY CHANGE MY OPINION
<Tide> <Ramza>
<Yune> <Mustadio> I cannot tell you that now.
<Yune> NO WONDER MUSTADIO STARTS WITH MIME LEVELS
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> Wait! You can't do that! We're saving my father right?!
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> I can't tell you that now.
<Tide> <Agrias> No
<Tide> <Ramza>

OVELIA'S WORRIES
<Tide> <Ovelia> I wish I weren't a princess
<Tide> <Agrias> Princess Ovelia...
<Tide> <Ramza> I AM SUDDENLY APPEARING
<Ephraim> <Ovelia> THAT RAMZA IS A SPY
<SageAcrin> <Agrias> Stop stuffing your bra in private. Ramza's not going to notice you anyways. He must be gay or something.
<Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee> <Ramza> in ur room, denying ur lezbianizm
<Tide> <Ovelia> People are dying because I am a princess
<Tide> <Agrias> People will die regardless if your a princess :|
<Tide> <Ramza> I AM NINJAING BECAUSE NO ONE CAN SEE ME
<Ephraim> <Ramza> People are dying because I cast the spells that make them fall down
<Tide> <Mustadio> RAMZA WHERE ARE YOU
<Tide> <Ramza> QUIET, YOU ARE RUINING MY NINJA DISGUISE
<Tide> <Ramza> REED FLUTE BONDING

BARIUS HILL
<Tide> <Ramza> EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH
<Tide> <Agrias> What the hell are you doing?
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> Sorry, tripped into a briar patch.
<Tide> <Ramza> That is my battle cry :|
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> They said THEN WE MUST FIGHT and I...uh.... ...okay sorry.
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> (Next time I fight with Agrias I need a new battle cry.)
<SageAcrin> *Several fights later*
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> GERONIMO!!
<Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee> <Ramza> I like to singah like the moonah and the - dammit guys.
<Tide> <Ramza> Why are they after you? Can you explain?
<Tide> <Mustadio> I cannot tell you that now
<SageAcrin> >_>
<RichardHawk> Seriously.
<RichardHawk> Mustadio dialogue is the worst thing ever.
<Tide> MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY
<Ephraim> IN AMERICA
<Tide> <Dycedarg> Get Ovelia
* RichardHawk is now known as DycedargsElderBrother
<Tide> <Gaffy> What about your brother?
<Tide> <Dycedarg> Kill him
<Tide> <Gaffy> Harsh
<Ephraim> <Gaffy> K =)
<Tide> <Dycedarg> I know. Now shut up because otherwise I will kick your ass too
<Tide> <Gaffy> Hey, I'm more loyal than your bastard brother
<Tide> <Dycedarg> *pours wine*
* DycedargsElderBrother twirls wineglass.
<Tide> <Gaffy> Did his strong sense of justice come from his father?
<DycedargsElderBrother> <Mustadio> I can't tell you now.
<Tide> <Dycedarg> No, he is just an idiot
<DycedargsElderBrother> <Gafgarion> Wait how did he get here
<Tide> <Gaffy> The more I know the worse you appear
<Tide> <Dycedarg> Good. Not go do your job before I consume your soul
<DycedargsElderBrother> <Gafgarini> What if cardinal Dracula gets in our way
<Tide> <Gaffy> Did you send someone else to attack me?
<Lunasa> I cannot tell you that now.
<Tide> <Dycedarg> Yes, because I am just THAT evil
<Tide> <Dycedarg> NOW GO DO YOUR JOB. NO MORE QUESTIONS. GTFO
<Gateguard> <Gaffy> Oh. Fucker.

ARRIVING AT LIONEL CASTLE
<RichardHawk> <CastleKnight> Who are you?
<Tide> <Lionel Knight> Who are you? What do you want?
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> ...well you know the rest
<Tide> <Agrias> I dunno
<Tide> <Mustadio> I cannot tell you that now
<Tide> <Ramza>
<Tide> <Ovelia> *facepalm*
<SageAcrin> <Knight> Saving St. Ajora is the will of the High Priest.
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> What the hell are you talking about?
<Tide> <Draclau> Hi. I am totally not evil. You can tell by this music right?
<Tide> <Agrias> Will High Priest Funeral help us?
<Ephraim> <Ramza> Hi good guy
<RichardHawk> <Draclau> What is a man?
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> I can't tell you now.
<Tide> <Draclau> Don't worry Agrias, I'm with you
<Tide> <Agrias> ...That's not answering my question
<Tide> <Draclau> You must be strong for the princess to feel at ease
<SageAcrin> <Draclau> Don't worry Agrias, I'm with you. Alllll night long. You'll be completely alone.
<SageAcrin> *Several maps later*
<SageAcrin> <Agrias> OH GOD HAVE TO RUN HARDER
<Tide> <Agrias> ...
<RichardHawk> <Dracula> Make yourselves comfortable in this old castle...
<Tide> <Agrias> Why do I even bother asking people ANYTHING
<RichardHawk> <Dracula> Er. I mean
<RichardHawk> <Draclau> Make yourselves comfortable in this old castle...
<SageAcrin> <Draclau> Just ignore the Medusa Heads.
<Tide> <Ramza> Why do you think I just started smiling? It's not like people listen to me anyway
<Tide> <Draclau> I'll send troops to Goug to destroy the Bart Company
<Tide> <Draclau> Said troops which you won't see after you leave the castle and get to your destination
<SageAcrin> <Draclau> Screw free enterprise, I have religion.
<Tide> <Mustadio> Ramza, something tells me this is fishy
<Tide> <Ramza> wait what?
<Gateguard> <Draclau> And when you do see them they'll be trying to kill you.
<Tide> <Draclau> Er...Ignore that part!
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> I...can't...
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> stfu or I will cut your tongue.
<SageAcrin> <Draclau> It's okay, I just said it so I could tell you.
<Tide> <Draclau> Nevermind why I asked that before, because I can secretly read minds. Yes, I am not evil. Anyway, is this it?
<Tide> <Mustadio> OH SHI-
<Tide> <Agrias> You mean that fairy tale we used to hear in church
<Tide> <Draclau> HEY NOW! ARE YOU SAYING THE CHURCH LIED? WE ARE TOTALLY NOT EVIL
<SageAcrin> <Draclau> NO ONE IN THE CHURCH EVER LIES SHUT UP.
<Tide> <Agrias> ...I am just going to shut up now :|
<SageAcrin> <Ovelia> No, really, I'm only in this scene for the exposition.
<RichardHawk> <Draclau> This is the legendary secret stone.
<SageAcrin> <Draclau> THIS IS THE LEGENDARY SECRET STONE. No one knows what it does.
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> It's...legendary...and secret? How does that-
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> If it's secret why is it right there
<Tide> <Draclau> We call these Crystals Holy stones. Why? Because Holy Stone is better than EVIL STONE OF DESTRUCTION
<SageAcrin> <Draclau> ARE YOU SAYING THE CHURCH LIES!?
<RichardHawk> <Draclau> I can't tell you now.
<AndrewTheRogue> I like how we have three different narrators
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> never mind sir
<RichardHawk> <Draclau> Wait a few maps.
<SageAcrin> <Draclau> And it's not related to Lucavi at all. Nope. Not one bit. Ever.
<Tide> <Draclau> They say its "Divine power" Surpasses Lucavi. You can totally tell we're not evil because I have to put everything in quotes
<Tide> <Draclau> I AM NOT EVIL, PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME
<Tide> <Ramza> What's wrong, Mustadio? You look pale?
<SageAcrin> <Draclau> It looks like an ordinary crystal to me. One of the random knights was trying to smoke it, in fact. Boy, we all laughed.
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> He stole my line
<Tide> <Mustadio> I'm sorry but I cannot tell you that -BLARGH-
<SageAcrin> <Draclau> That has nothing to do with what I asked.
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> BUT I TOLD YOU NOW
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> HAPPY?!??!
<Tide> <Mustadio> My father told me never to give the stones to him, so they abducted him
<Tide> <Ramza> Did they smack you upside the head for not telling them anything?
<Tide> <Mustadio> I'm sorry but I cannot tell you that now
<Tide> <Ramza> :|
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> Wait, how were they going to make it into a weapon? Fire it at things? This is a horrible plan. You owe me so much, Mustadio. I own you now.
<RichardHawk> <Ovelia> Hi I am doing nothing after the obligatory exposition.
<Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee> <Ovelia> I'm a bad luck a woman and I can't see the reason why.
<Tide> <Draclau> While our men fight, we'll get the stone back. Exactly as planned
<RichardHawk> <Draclau> The church will see to his safety.
<Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee> <Ovelia> AND THE NEXT MAN I GOT HE WAS A RAILROAD MAN
<RichardHawk> <Draclau> His delicious abilities will be savored...er...just get out of here
<Tide> <Ramza> I am going to Goug with you. So you don't throw up from shiny crystals
<SageAcrin> <Ovelia> My exposition was all I was good for.
<Tide> <Ovelia> Please be careful
<Tide> <Ramza> That's very thoughtful. Don't worry, we'll be fine. Well...I'll be. As long as I keep smiling like a retard the entire way through anyway
<Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee> <Ovelia> I'M A BAD LUCK A WOMAN AND I CAN'T SEE THE REASON WHY
<RichardHawk> <Draclau> (I hope nobody notices the fiery demon pit.)
<SageAcrin> <Draclau> (Or the zombie knights I keep in the dining room.)

ZIGOLIS SWAMP
<Ranmilia> <Ramza> Are you okay?
<Tide> I could've won the last time if it wasn't for Mustadio being STUPID
<Ranmilia> <Mustadio> I cannot tell you that now.
<Ranmilia> Alternatively
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> ...BUSTAH WOOOOORF!
<Ranmilia> <Mustadio> BUSTA WOOO
<Gateguard> <Ramza> Are you OK!?
<Lunasa> <Ramza> Musty, are you okay?  Are you okay?  Are you okay, Musty?

GOUG MACHINE CITY
<SageAcrin> <Mustadio> I can't tell you if there's anyone from Bart Company here.
<Tide> <Mustadio> I don't see anyone from Bart Company <-- No shit? Why would they stand in the open?
<Tide> <Bart Company> HEY ARE YOU MUSTADIO? WE ARE GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUNCH OF CIVILLIANS. THERE'S NO PANICKING AT ALL
<Tide> <Mustadio> The slums over there should not attract any attention
<SageAcrin> <Mustadio> Doesn't look like there was a fight. After all, all major corporations abuse the populace if they're evil, that's how they make money. Especially trading companies.
<Tide> <Ramza> WHAT Slums?
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> He's not coming back.
<Tide> <Mustadio> Leave it to me. <-- well I am fucked
<Tide> <Ramza> He's late...too late
<Tide> <Ramza> Better not be smoking crap
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> Too late. Oh well, need to cut his tongue out if I ever see him again.
<Tide> <Ramza> Hey look, its raining
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> OH SHI- It's plot!!
<Tide> <Ramza> Think Mustadio got caught? Why am I asking the obvious when omnious music is playing in the background
<SageAcrin> <Man'sVoice> DAMNIT YOU LET MY NAKED BOYTOY GET AWAY.
<CmdrKing> THEY ARE PARTY TO THE PLOT?
<RichardHawk> <MansVoice> ARE YOU HIS FRIEND
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> No
<Tide> <Mustadio> Sorry Ramza
<RichardHawk> <MansVoice> Oh okay
<Tide> <Ramza> It's okay, I expected as much
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> What are you talking about
<Gateguard> <Ramza> How did you get caught?
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> So you're Rudvich! Let Mustadio go! AND PULL ON YOUR PANTS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> I have never seen this person before
<Gateguard> <Mustadio> I cannot tell you that now.
<Tide> <Mustadio> FATHER, ARE YOU OKAY?
<Tide> <Besrodio> I am bound up and getting kicked by a thief
<Tide> <Besrodio> YOU THINK I AM OKAY?
<Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee> <Besrodio> I cannot tell you that now.
<Tide> <Mustadio> Sorry, but I cannot tell you that now
<Gateguard> <Ramza> Huh, so THAT'S where he gets it from.
<Tide> <Besrodio> I am going to slap you silly when this is over with
<Tide> <Besrodio> OH and don't give him the holy stone
<SageAcrin> <Rudvich> Less talk more Stealing Heart that sexy new kid over there, thief harem.
<RandomConsonant> <Ramza> WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME ARE YOU PARTY TO THE PLOT IS THAT WHY
<Yune> <Ramza> Why was I not invited to the plot party.  
<Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee> <Mustadio> I cannot tell you that now.
<Tide> <Ramza> LET THEM GO
<Tide> <RUDVICH> GIVE ME THE STONE FIRST
<SageAcrin> <Rudvich> Give me the stone first!
<Tide> ...
<Tide> This can take hours
<Tide> <Ramza> LET THEM GO
<Tide> <RUDVICH> GIVE ME THE STONE FIRST
<Tide> <Ramza> LET THEM GO
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> NO U
<Tide> SEE
<Tide> I TOLD YOU
<Tide> I TOLD YOU
<Yune> <Ramza> Sorry, I don't have Guts set, can't throw you the stone.  :/
<SageAcrin> <Rudvich> That Cardinal guy wanted this. He's completely evil.
<Tide> <Rudvich> Get rid of them
<Ranmilia> <Ramozas> LET MY PEOPLE GO!
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> huh.
<Tide> <Mustadio> I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you this was a trap. Must be a sign of not being tell anybody anything
<RichardHawk> <Rudvich> Now I will give Dracula this shiny stone. Surely nothing can go wrong.
<Yune> <Ramza>  DRACULA IS EVIL OH MY GOD
<Ranmilia> <Pharinten> Your god has no power here!
<Tide> <Ramza>...MUSTADIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> Dracula was in on it, too?
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> I can't tell you now.
<SageAcrin> <Rudvich> And now any purpose I had-which was all exposition-is over, so I'm wandering off. Besrodio! You have my numbeeeeeerrrrrrrr~
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> In fact I'm going to die over there so I really can't tell you.

<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> Are you all right, father?
<Tide> <Besrodio> Rudvich will try to revive the machines beneath Goug with its power. No he doesn't know what's there, it doesn't matter though
<RichardHawk> <Besrodio> CAN'T TELL YOU NOW THEY'VE GOT THE STONE
<RichardHawk> <Mustadio> I hate you dad.
<Tide> <Besrodio> Not much we can do now
<Tide> <Mustadio> CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT
<Tide> <Mustadio> I mean...good for them!
<Tide> <Ramza> Are you a party to the plot?
<Tide> <Mustadio> I'm sorry but I cannot tell you now
<Tide> <Mustadio> I made a fake one just in case. Because you know, I realize they won't strip search me for the stone
<Tide> <Ramza> Do I really want to know ?
<Tide> <Ramza> Wait...so they got a fake? Nevermind you just told me you made a fake out. I am an idiot
<Tide> <Ramza> STUNNING REVELATION - PRINCESS OVELIA AND AGRIAS ARE IN DANGER
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> YOU WORTHLESS BASTARD THE PEOPLE I WAS DEFENDING ARE AT RISK OF THEIR LIVES AND IT'S PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF YOU.
<Tide> <Mustadio> What do you mean?
<SageAcrin> <Mustadio>
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> I OWN YOU NOW. JOIN UP.
<Tide> <Ramza> I'm sorry but I cannot tell you now.
<Tide> <Ramza> HAH HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING ON THE RECEIVING END OF THAT
<Tide> <Mustadio> I'm sorry but I cannot tell you that now
<Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee> <Ramza> screw you
<Tide> <Ramza> WHY DO YOU THINK THE CARDINAL WANTED THE STONE? And don't say it, or I will be forced to knife you. With a gun
<Tide> <Mustadio> Uh...
<Tide> <Mustadio> He is a party to the plot?!
<Tide> <Ramza> Despite the fact that I asked you, I am now going to answer my own question. Why? Because I am that awesome
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> This really had better not be an elaborate plot to bring back Miss Cleo as a fad via throwing stupid crystal balls everywhere. I swear to god, if there's some crazy mystic woman at the end of this everything will burn.
<Tide> <Mustadio> We'll use a ship and sneak back to the castle. THEY WILL NEVER EXPECT THIS

WARJILIS TRADE CITY
<Tide> <Ramza> DELITA, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
<Tide> <Delita> I dunno
<Yune> <Delita> I can't tell you that now.
<Tide> <Delita> It's healthier to keep your nose out of certain things. Like Princesses and stones
<Tide> <Ramza> Why would I stick my nose in those :|
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> But...we don't have noses
<SageAcrin> <Delita> I don't know, you seemed like the kind to be into that sort of thing.
<Tide> <Delita> Rescueing the princess only solves one problem
<Tide> <Delita> But I can save her from all of them
<Tide> <Ramza> Like what? Save her from Swine flu?!
<Tide> <Ramza> What do you mean? I don't understand
<Tide> <Ramza> But then again, I never understand ANYTHING
<Yune> <Ramza> It's probably because no one can tell me that now.
<Tide> <Ramza> What are you trying to do?
<Tide> <Delita> I am going to not be a part of the party to the plot and start my own party
<Tide> <Ramza> can I join?
<Tide> <Delita> No, you're not cool enough
<Tide> <Ramza>

EDIT: Noted. Thanks Snow~

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Tide: it's spelled "shenanigans". >_>

[Tide]

CONT.

GATE OF LIONEL CASTLE
<Tide> goooooooooooooooo Ramza PBF
<Tide> <Ramza> Wait there, I'll open the gate
<Tide> <Agrias> How the hell did you manage to get up there in the first place?
<Kogasa> How did he get over there anyway?
<Tide> <Ramza> Uh...
<Tide> <Ramza> Uh...
<Kogasa> <Ramza> I can't tell you that now.
<RandomConsonant> <Ramza> I can't tell you that now.
<Tide> <Ramza> MAGICAL TELEPORT OKAY?
<Tide> <Agrias> :|
<Tide> FAMILIAR VOICE
<Tide> I WONDER WHO THIS CAN BE
<RandomConsonant> <Gafgarion> CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STAR RAMZA
<SageAcrin> <Agrias> Why didn't you teleport before?
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> I couldn't teleport right then.
<Tide> <Gafgarion> How the hell DID you make it in here without opening the gate first
<Tide> <Ramza> I dunno
<Tide> <Gafgarion> Fine, I'll kick your ass until you tell me
<Tide> <Ramza>
<Tide> <Ramza> If I push this lever...
<Tide> *RAMZA PAUNCH*
<Tide> That's not a push :|
<Tide> oh boy
<Tide> I can let this battle go on forever if I wanted
<Tide> STOP WASTING MY HI POTIONS GAFGARION
<Tide> KTHX
<RichardHawk> <Gafgarion> It's in the contract!
<Tide> I can't absorb Gafgarion's crystal
<Tide>
<Kogasa>
<RichardHawk> <Gafgarion> This was not in the contract

START OF CHAPTER 3
<Tide> <Blansh> HAHA, LARG WILL HAVE PROBLEMS GETTING FOOD. I am apparently short sighted and did not think this can happen to us
<Tide> <Orlandu> Should we start peace talks?
<Tide> <Goltana> No
<Tide> <Orlandu> But seriously, should we st-
<Tide> <Goltana> TREASON
<Tide> <Orlandu> Larg is in difficulty too, we could peace settle
<Tide> <Goltana> TREASON
<Tide> <Orlandu> :/ Why do I work for you anyway
<AnnieEilenberg> <Goltana> stfu n00b
<RichardHawk> <Elmdor> Hello, I am just here to show off my fabulous hair before I become the demons.
<Tide> <Blansh> YOUR WORDS ARE HARSH. LOOK AT ME HITTING THE TABLE. I AM ANGRY
<RichardHawk> <Goltana> YEAH ORLANDU
<RichardHawk> <Goltana> I WILL NOT TOLERATE HARSH WORDS
<RichardHawk> <Goltana> TO THE GUILLOTINE WITH YOU
<RandomConsonant> <Goltata> ANY MORE HARSH WORDS WILL MEAN YOUR LIFE
<Tide> <Goltana> I am disappointed in you Orlandu. ANY MORE HARSH WORDS WILL MEAN YOUR LIFE. NEVER MIND THAT YOU CAN LIGHTNING STAB ME FROM WHERE YOU ARE SITTING AND I AM NOT IN MY DD FORM YET
<Tide> <Orlandu> ...
<Tide> <Orlandu> You guys suck :/
<RichardHawk> <Elmdor> Why is no one paying attention at my fabulous hair.
<Tide> <Goltana> MWHAHAHA. I am a genius
<Tide> <Bunama> I only appear here to say 3 lines
<Tide> <Bunama> Also, I am black
<RandomConsonant> what the flying fuck is a bunama
<RichardHawk> <Goltana> IF ANY MORE OF YOU DISAGREE WITH MY PLANS, LEAVE NOW!
<Tide> The guy sitting next to BLANSH
<RichardHawk> <Elmdor> Fine I am going to cut my wrists over there then die offscreen to an arrow. You will never see me again. Really
<Tide> <Ramza> Delita told me there is a big tide coming
<AnnieEilenberg> *b i g   t i d e
<Tide> <Ramza> I will test myself against this tide
<Tide> <Ramza> But first, I shall talk to Zalbag because clearly he will listen to me
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> ZALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
<Tide> <Ramza> Clearly. Despite the fact that I already know Dycedarg is a douchebag

GOLAND COAL CITY
<Tide> <ROAR> WHERE DID HE RUN TO?
<Tide> <Olan> Why did I run to the roof :|
<Tide> <A ROAR> I'm totally different from ROAR. UP THERE. HE'S ON THE ROOF
<Tide> <Olan> Surrounded...MAYBE if I didn't run to the roof like an idiot
<Tide> <Hal> I don't know who you are. Too bad you stumbled upon us
<Tide> <Ramza> SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON HERE
<Tide> <Agrias>...You think?

LENALIA CAPITAL
<Tide> <Zalbag> Why aren't you sitting?
<Tide> <Ramza> Buttpants aren't very comfortable for sitting
<Tide> <Zalbag> Why are you wearing those things?
<Tide> <Ramza> I dunno
<Tide> <Zalbag> Get out
<Tide> <Zalbag> You don't know anything!
<Tide> <Ramza> I know Dycedarg try to kill me!
<Tide> <Zalbag> LIES. YOU BASTARD
<Tide> <Ramza> THE BATTLE IS SOMEONE'S PLOT
<Tide> <Ramza> DON'T BE A PARTY TO IT
<Tide> <Zalbag> DYCEDARG PLANNED THE KIDNAPPING?!
<Tide> <Zalbag> You are saying he is a party to the plot?!
<Tide> <Ramza> Yes
<Tide> <Zalbag> YOU FOOL! HE CAN'T BE A PARTY TO THE PLOT! THAT ONLY BELONGS TO NON BEOULVES! TRUST YOUR OWN FLESH
<Tide> <Ramza> But you just called me a bastard
<Tide> <Zalbag>...
<Tide> <Zalbag> GTFO NAO
<Tide> <Ramza> Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalbaaag!!!!
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> ZALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
<RichardHawk> <Zalbag> What the hell are you doing idiot brother

<Tide> <Alma> IS DELITA PARTY TO THE PLOT?
<Tide> Aw yeah, more plot partying
<RandomConsonant> THE PLOT
<Tide> ZALMO APPEARS
<Tide> <Zalmo> I AM ZALMO LUSNADA. HERESY EXAMINER!
<RandomConsonant> ZALMO LUSNADA, HERESY EXAMINER!!!!
<Tide> <Ramza> Oh Shi-
<RandomConsonant> <Zalmo> FEAR MY MASSIVE MP SCORE!
<Tide> <Alma> RUN BROTHER
<Tide> <Ramza> WHERE?
<Tide> <Zalmo> OPPOSING US IS THE SAME AS BLASPHEMY
<Tide> <Zalmo> REPENT! AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE SAVED!
<Tide> <Ramza> lol
<Tide> <Zalmo> Don't be a coy! YOU TOOK THE STONE, KILLED THE CARDINAL AND GAVE IT TO THE DEMONS
<Tide> <Ramza> Zalmo, are you sure you are not drunk?
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> Zalmo, are you sure you are not the demons?
<RichardHawk> <Zalmo> SILENCE! LOOK AT MY MAGNIFICENT FAITH SCORE AND DESPAIR

<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Alma> Promise to take me with you?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> NO YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE TIME
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Alma>
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Alma> OKAY, I WON'T TELL YOU. JERKFACE
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza>
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> I can tell this is getting somewhere quick
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Alma> Dycedarg may desert me to protect the Beoulve name
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> He's capable of that
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> But no. You still have a terrible time. Explain it to Zalbag and get permission from the church!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Nevermind that we have one brother who's proven himself to be douchbag and one that won't listen to reason, but hey. Also, I don't know what permission you're getting. Permission "to not get beheaded"
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Alma> And despite you not promising, I shall tell you now anyway
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Thanks for telling me, now go back to Zalbag!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Alma> How do you get to Orbonne? You're a heretic, you can't go to a monnastery
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Alma> Nevermind that I just said I might be branded a heretic myself
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> OKAY COME ALONG NOW
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> Clearly, Ramza is a genius

ORBONNE MONASTERY
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Simon> Don't get any more involved, you'll get killed
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza>...well considering the entire populace is after me since I am a dangerous heretic. I REALLY DOUBT I HAVE ANYTHING TO LOSE HERE :|
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Man's voice> WHERE IS THE HOLY STONE!!!! I am expressing ANGER
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Alma> I regret I can't help you. I wish I were born a man
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Don't be silly, you're the only one I trust. Because you are a woman. Yes, exactly because of that

ROOFTOP OF RIOVANNES
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Barinten> FOOL THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR KINDNESS
<RichardHawk> Rafa was living inside a trashcan?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Rafa> I am using a Sword because I can
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Barinten> Silly Rafa, bringings swords to a gun fight
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Barinten> I AM YOUR FATHER
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Rafa> THAT'S NOT TRUE...THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
<RichardHawk> <Rafa> By the way I can never do this again after this cut scene.
<AnnieEilenberg> RAFA PLOT POWERZ
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Barinten> haha, you can't and do you know why? Becauese your body reacts in terror. Yes, this is subtle hint for rape
<RichardHawk> ALTERNATE PLOT:
<RichardHawk> <Barinten> You can't! And you know why?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Malak> You raped my sister, prepare to die
<RichardHawk> <Barinten> I can't tell you now.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Rafa> I'LL KILL YOU
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Barinten> Hahahahahahaha....oh wait, u r srs
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Barinten> Oh SHI- I shot the wrong person
<AnnieEilenberg> <Rafa> gj
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Rafa> I mean...Malak, are you alright?!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Malak> I just got shot you stupid idiot
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> I AM NOW APPEARING BECAUSE EPIC RAFA PLOT DEMANDS
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Barinten> Why helo thar perty ladies *ack* *dead*
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> I am a Sephiroth look alike. I demand you give me the stone, puppet
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Rafa> what
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> what
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> Give me the stone
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Rafa> no u
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> You die now
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> THEY ARE NOT HUMAN
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> Protect Rafa
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<RichardHawk> <Elmdor> Being dead has only made my hair more fabulous!
<RichardHawk> <Elmdor> Also I am transparent now
<RichardHawk> <Elmdor> These Zodiac Club member benefits are totally awesome
<AnnieEilenberg> <Elmdor> You can't see my FAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS hair.  
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> ...
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> ...
<RichardHawk> NOT AS PLANNED.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Wait I am stone
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> AGRIAS SAY IT FOR ME
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> ...
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> MAGICKAL PLOT POWERS DEMAND I UNSTONE
<AnnieEilenberg> RAMZA PLOT POWERZ
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> YESZ
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> Tal you know what this means
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> Ramza > AI2 CHAOS
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> YESZ
<AnnieEilenberg> YESZ
<RichardHawk> YESZ
<RichardHawk> <Chaos> EXZANOSIS
<AnnieEilenberg> SOOPREEM GAWDLIEK
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> Sorry but I have to tell you now.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> QUICK RAFA DIE

END OF CHAPTER 3/START OF CHAPTER 4
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> And now I get BUTT PANTS
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> EPIC RAFA PLOT
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> NO RAFA, DON'T OPEN THAT
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> what
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> GOOD QUESTION
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> Why is Malak not a giant space goat
<AnnieEilenberg> <Ramza> WTFHAX
<AnnieEilenberg> <Ramza> Can I throw him off the roof now?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> oh boy
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> BEST TRANSLATED SENTENCE IN FFT COMING UP
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> I didn't think the god made holy stones...but more evil...well Lucavil made them to hand in this world
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Malak> What the fuck are you talking about?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> I....don't know
<RichardHawk> GILGAME HEART
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> AW YEAH RAFA JOINED
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> AW YEAH GILGAME HEART
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> ...
<AnnieEilenberg> MALAK IS JESUS
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> MALAK STARTS WITH WALK ON WATER
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> MALAK IS JESUS
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> Damn
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> I got ninja'd by Tal
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Malak> The corposes were crushed with something real powerful
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Malak> But you probably knew that already since you fought the space goat demon
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Actually, I don't even remember seeing these corposes here when we were fighting
<Ranmilia> They're there when Ramza walks in!
<Ranmilia> They just vanish when Wiegraf starts talking.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Malak> Only 3 Shrine Knights were here. No one else. Well and I guess and you and me and Rafa, but hey
<RichardHawk> So Wiegraf has CSI-slaying powers?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> That means the third one took my sister away?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Rafa> Well if one is dead, and you killed the other one and she isn't a corpse...you think?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Thinking's not my strong suit. Don't pick on me
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> Clearly the High Priest can't be in on the plot )))
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Wiegraf didn't know the secret until he contracted Velius. But I did. I told him not to open it. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> <Wiegraf> I'LL OPEN THE STONES TO GET MOAR PLOT POWERZ THAN YOU RAMZA
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> And then he became the space goat demon
<RichardHawk> <Malak> You mean even the High Priest's being used?
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> Obviously. SURELY he can't be evil. Right?!??! I have no facts or anything but hey
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Is Delita a party to the plot?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> I will head to Zeltannia to find out!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Delita> I don't know how I received your message Ramza, but I will wait for you at the church
<RichardHawk> <BossOfTheMap> You'll have to beat me to find out!!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalmo> AHA, I CAN CATCH A HERETIC BY THE CHURCH. NO HERETIC EVER SHOWS THERE. I MUST BE CORRECT
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> Father, I get burnt at stake at the end of the game
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Orlandu> gj
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> we'll like proof of the high priest's plot
<RichardHawk> <Orlandu> I wonder what giant space animal comes out of THIS one

INSIDE LIMBERRY CASTLE
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> 'loophole'
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> What loophole
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> 'other side'
<SageAcrin> The one on the other side.
<SageAcrin> Obviously.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> 'body'
<AnnieEilenberg> You mean 'other side'.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> 'they' 'us' 'body'
<RandomConsonant> Let's 'all' put certain 'words' in 'quoatation marks'
<AnnieEilenberg> 'k'
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> You know I don't think we used enough quotation marks in this scene
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Vormav> 'Obviously' 'not'
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> ''
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> 'Bloody Angel' 'Ultimate Power'
<SageAcrin> You kinda have to wonder if there wasn't a scrapped subplot where Rofel, Vormav and Kletian used this kind of "cryptic" talk to hide their lust for each other.
<SageAcrin> Then of course FFT just went obvious with it.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Vormav> Okay, you know what, let's just stop this. I am getting tired of quoting my phrases
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> Nah
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Vormav> You punk :/ Get to work. The kid is here
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> 'Okay' 'If' 'you' 'say' 'so'
<RandomConsonant> There's only one 'body' for 'Angel'
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> YOU'LL HAVE TO BEAT ME TO FIND OUT
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> But I'm a pacifist. Just return my sister!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> YOU'LL HAVE TO BEAT ME TO FIND OUT
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Come on
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> YOU'LL HAVE TO BEAT ME TO FIND OUT
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> But I'm not into that kind of-
<SageAcrin> <Elmdor> not like that.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> ...
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> 702 HP
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> I SEE LAGGY
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> COME UNDERGROUND YOUR SISTER IS THERE
<RandomConsonant> Well, that was fast.
<RandomConsonant> He didn't even have a chance to get his Twilight reject on.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> I certainly believe this guy who's already trapped me once. MY SISTER MUST BE THERE. LET'S ROLL PEOPLE. THIS WILL NOT BE A TRAP
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Agrias> Why...do I even bother really
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Mustadio> Good question. But you probably can't tell him now

LIMBERRY CASTLE GRAVEYARD
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> ELMDOR GIVE UP YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> Hahaha, its a trap
<RandomConsonant> <Elmdor> I'm sorry, Ramza, but your sister is in another castle.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> ?! WHY DID I NOT SEE IT
<RandomConsonant> <Elmdor> Now... GEMINI PRISM POWER, MAKE UP!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Agrias> See...Ramza, you're kind of an idiot
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Elmdor> AND NOW YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Oh thanks Agrias, I think you made him angry
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Agrias> >_<
<RichardHawk> <Elmdor> My transformed 'form' doesn't have 'fabulous' hair ''
<Aya> <Meliadoul> I HAVE COME TO HELP YOU *Shellbust Stabs allies out of confusion killing them*
<SageAcrin> <Elmdor> Let's settle this once and for all. It's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Meliadoul> My name is Meliadoul Tingel, you killed my brother, prepare to- HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> RUN MELIADOUL, ITS A TARP
<RandomConsonant> <Meliadoul> The duke is a monster?  HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE?!?!?
<Aya> Marquis.
<Aya> >_>
<RandomConsonant> Marquis.
<RandomConsonant> Sorry.
<RandomConsonant> FFT PLOT.
<RichardHawk> <Elmdor> Hey Meliadoul, newsflash: Normal humans don't take arrows to the neck and live, even offscreen
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> BUT YOU WERE LIKE ALL LIKE
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> RAMZA, YOU KILLED MY MANSLUT, PREPARE TO GET YOUR FACE CHOPPED
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Meliadoul>
<SageAcrin> <Meliadoul> Oh shut up.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Meliadoul> Does Vormav know?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Yes he does. Your father is a twisted piece of crap
<RandomConsonant> <Elmdor> Know?  He's party to the plot!
* Ransick renames Melia to Vormav's Daugther.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalera> Hahaha, your body is not suitable for us
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalera> Your father has a fitting body
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> I thought you weren't into that.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Don't think stupid thoughts. Don't think stupid thoughts.
<SageAcrin> <Zalera> THIS ZODIAC CRYSTAL IS SIMPLY FABULOUS.
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> Oh.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalera> ...NOT LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Meliadoul> Father was a pr0n star?!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalera> ...you will both die now
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalera> He is a member of DARKNESS
<RichardHawk> <Meliadoul> My father...is the demons?
<RandomConsonant> <Agrias> You and Ramza deserve each other >_<
<Aya> A BLOOD MEMBER OF DARKNESS
<RandomConsonant> GASP
<Aya> Look at that useful Melia
<RandomConsonant> RUN INTO A CORNER
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Meliadoul> What you said was true. I'm sorry
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> PERFECT. NOW WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Meliadoul> No. You made fun of me I am going to cry in the corner now
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Agrias> gj
<RichardHawk> <Zalera> Now that 'she' is out of the way, let's have a little 'fun', Ramza. It'll be a 'fabulous' time!
<AnnieEilenberg> <Ramza> what
<SageAcrin> <Zalera> First, I will turn you into a "toad".
<RandomConsonant> <Agrias> God, kill me now.
<SageAcrin> <Ramza> That's it, I'm making everyone else fight and running screaming into the night.
<RichardHawk> <Zalera> Noooo! My 'fabulous' plan!
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> Now let us never speak of this again
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Meliadoul> I thought it was justa  strange rock
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> Well it is not
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> So even the High priest's plot's being used by Vormav.
<RandomConsonant> THE PLOT
<RichardHawk> Vormav is hardcore. he uses THE PLOT in his plot.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> Meliadoul has
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> MOVE
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> ON
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> LAVA
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> I love you Laggy
<Aya> snap
<RandomConsonant> YESZ
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> ...
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> Wait
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> So MELIADOUL HAS MOVE ON LAVA
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> But no MIGHTY SWORD SKILLS
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> ...
<SageAcrin>
<Aya> Yes
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> SHE HAS GAINED EXP UP
<RichardHawk> Uh
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> I SEE LAGGY

OLAN CONFRONTS DELITA
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> More FFT Plot
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> Ovelia your highness, I must tell you
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> I get burned at stake at the end of this story
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ovelia> Don't speak
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> Also, you get stabbed to death by Delita
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> Orlandu is now fighting against the evil plot
<RichardHawk> HARSH VOICE
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Delita> You should thank me for killing your father
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Delita> Now nobody will be after him!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> You are a disgusting pig. I hope you die a horrible death :|
<Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee> And then Balmafula dies why isn't she a superboss. =|
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Delita> I told you I'd make you into a real monarch
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Delita> By which I mean, you are part of my evil plot
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ovelia> YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO USE ME
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Delita> That's what I said!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Delita> You don't trust me?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> I would trust you around as much as I trust a monkey's uncle
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ovelia> I think he was speaking to me
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> Oh
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> Well don't trust him. See, he already framed your uncle, think of what else he could do
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ovelia> I'll like to trust you...
<RichardHawk> <Delita> I could burn you at stake at the end of the game, you know
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> GOD DAMN IT
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ovelia> Please be gentle with him
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Delita> No worries, he will only get burned at stake
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> :/
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> What am I worth to you alive?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Delita> Get my groceries
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> Fuck
<Excal> Let's be fair.  Delita doesn't burn Olan.  The church does after he writes something pretty specifically aimed at pissing them off.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Delita> What I'm planning to do is completely justified
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> So mass murdering for personal gain is justified?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Delita> Yes
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Olan> :/ Why was I raised by Orlandu
<Emolicious> fuck yeah

MOSSFUNGUS
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> Time to inspect my father's grave for fungus
<RandomConsonant> <Chemist> Wait up, Mr. Zalbag!
<RichardHawk> <Chemist> Wait I don't want screentime, it increases my chances of getting horribly murdered by 95%
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> Do you know what this is?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Chemist> I cannot tell you that now
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> MUSTADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<RandomConsonant> <Mustadio> WOOP WOOP WOOP
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Chemist> We best be going
<Emolicious> <Chemist> shiny coin... shiiiny
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> Why are you so scared. DON'T SAY IT
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Chemist> Don't you know?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> I cannot tell you that now
<RandomConsonant> <Chemist> Don't you know?  Mosfungus corpses mark the end of the family's line
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Chemist> MUSTADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Mustadio>
<Emolicious> dun dun dun!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> You must keep this a secret
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Chemist> Don't worry, I'll probably get gutted walking out
<RichardHawk> <Chemist> Don't worry, it's in the contract!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> Good point. Hey, mind if I raid your corpse later for that coin I gave you?
<RichardHawk> <Zalbag> wait what
<RandomConsonant> <Zalbag> Take this for your troubles, good sir.  Go and buy the largest goose in Ivalice.
<RichardHawk> PLOT TWIST: The chemist is secretly Rad
<RandomConsonant> <Chemist> Really?  Thank you, sir!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> I am running to Dyce
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> And seeing if he wipes me
<SageAcrin> <Chemist> *Opens bag.* Wow. Four White Staffs. Gee.
<Emolicious> Wow, Zalbag's a cheapskate

INSIDE IGROS CASTLE
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> THIS CHOCOBO IS ZALBAG'S
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> ...
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> How the hell can you tell Ramza
<Ransick> By its popup nametag
<SageAcrin> You can't see it, but Zalbag tattooed a pimp cane on one of it's legs.
<MagicFanatic> Does it have "Zalbag" written on its beak in permanent marker?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> Zalbag! Have you gone crazy?!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> Brother, and you call yourself a Beoulve
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <zalbag> it's bad to kill one's lord, but my father
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> Yes, Yes, I killed your father. What is it with you and that anyway
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> I killed our father, and I didn't whine about it
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> Why, brother?! Why did you kill father?!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> YOU'LL HAVE TO DEFEAT ME TO FIND OUT
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> Zalbag's insane!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> Understatement of the year
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> Broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooother!!!!!
<RichardHawk> <Dycedarg> Orchestra rangers, assemble!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> ZALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> ZALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> I need to disown you two. STAT
<RichardHawk> <Dycedarg> Okay Zalbag. I can deal with you trying to kill me.
<RichardHawk> <Dycedarg> But you let HIM back in the house? That's it, you're both dead.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> DEFEAT DYCEDARG'S ELDER BROTHER
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> RAMZA! YOU WERE RIGHT!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> See, that's what I was saying!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> First Meliadoul, then you
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> No one listens to me. And now you guys want to disown me too
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> Our brother started a war to satisfy his own ambition
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> But you were okay with Larg stabbings!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> That's because he was a dick
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> And you know it
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> Fair
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> This is disgraceful and cannot be forgiven!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> But you didn't care when I stabbed him!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> MAYBE I DID
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> See, this is why I have to kick both of your asses
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> Stop yelling inside my castle. I can't hear my choir
<RichardHawk> <Dycedarg> Also, you are interrupting my AFTERNOON TEATIME
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> Why won't you obey? Why do you defy me?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> Don't you have any 'justice' brother?!
<SageAcrin> <Dycedarg> Yes, it's within my 'body'!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> The Beoulve name is for the brave only, you aren't worthy of it!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> Oh, and what have you done? You ran like a pansy after stabbing me in the face. Brave, my ass
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> ZALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> Shut up Ramza
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza>
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> 'JUSTICE?!' I'm embarassed to think you even said that
<SageAcrin> <Dycedarg> After all, those foolish 'Monks' believe in justice, and look at how horrible their Repeating Fist is now!!
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> What? Would you rather have me say 'asswhooping'? We are putting things in quotes after all
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> You think such petty ideals can govern the people?! They aren't sophisticated. Like me. We need more bards.
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> Why are you able to use that sword?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> I have hands?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> Why do you think the people call you a hero?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Zalbag> I fought in a war?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Ramza> ZALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Dycedarg> Why is our youngest brother retarded?
<Tide|rankWA4randobosses> <Agrias> GOOD QUESTION
<SageAcrin> <Zalbag> Because he was dropped on his head?
<RichardHawk> <Dycedarg> It's all because of me!!
<SageAcrin> <Zalbag> Yeah, I know you dropped him on his head, I was there.
<RichardHawk> <Dycedarg> You should be thanking me, not despising me!!
<SageAcrin> <Zalbag> Seriously, who juggles babies? I really should have seen this coming.
<RichardHawk> <Ramza> ZALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
<RichardHawk> <Zalbag> ...you were saying?
<RichardHawk> <Dycedarg> ...fair enough

<+Tide|LFT> <Dycedarg> If only you hadn't interfered, IVALICE WOULD'VE BEEN OURS
<+Tide|LFT> <Zalbag> I have accomplished my mission
<+Tide|LFT> <Ramza> Zalbaaaaaaaag!!!
<+Tide|LFT> <Zalbag> Shut up, Ramza
<+Tide|LFT> <Ramza>
<+Tide|LFT> <Adramelk> Mwahaha. Here's a souvenir on your way to hell. I killed Balbanes.
<+RandomConsonant> <Zalbag> ...
<+Tide|LFT> <Zalbag> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<+Tide|LFT> <Adramelk> Even a swords master can't fight POIZN
<+RandomConsonant> <Ramza> WHY DID YOU KILL DADDY YOU ARE A BAD BEOULVE
<+Tide|LFT> <Adramelk> Nevermind that antidotes can be created
<+Tide|LFT> <Adramelk> Your father was too stupid to notice he was being POIZN'd
<+Tide|LFT> <Adramelk> Actually, this would explain a lot about your family tree. Why Zalbag needs drugs and Ramza's an eternal idiot
<+Tide|LFT> <Agrias> Oh, so there's an actual explanation for this shit?
<+RandomConsonant> <Agrias> I thought he was just dropped on his head a billion times
<+Tide|LFT> <Adramelk> NOW THEN, ALAKAZAM!!! NOW THEN RAMZA
<+Tide|LFT> <Adramelk> Time for you to pay up for all the times I had to put up with you being a retard
<+Tide|LFT> <Adramelk> It's why I was so consumed with rage and taking over the world anyway
<+Tide|LFT> <Adramelk> FATHER WOULDN'T LET US ABANDON YOUR STUPID ASS EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH WANTED AND YOU MADE ZALBAG CRAZY
<+Tide|LFT> <Adramelk> So now, you will pay for 20+ years of stored hatred. Mwahahahahaha!
<+RandomConsonant> <Ramza> NO!  YOU ARE A BAD BEOULVE!  I WILL CRUSH YOU!
<+Snowflame> <Agrias> Why didn't he just Alakazam us, too?
<+RandomConsonant> <Generic> Because he's about as dumb as the rest of his family.

MUROND HOLY PLACE SERIES
<+Tide|LFT> <Funeral> YOU ARE BETRAYING ME
<+Tide|LFT> <Vormav> That would appear so. See, you usually don't end up stabbing your allies
<+RandomConsonant> <Agrias> Funeral... what an unfortunate name.
<+Tide|LFT> <Vormav> I was going along with you to get the Zodiac Stones, but then that kid and his damn chocobo took all the stones!
<+Tide|LFT> <Vormav> How do I break the seal?
<+Tide|LFT><Funeral> Magic. No seriously. Did you expect me to say, "Dance around twice in your underwear and then hire a hooker"?
<+Tide|LFT> <Vormav> FUCK
<+RandomConsonant> <Rofel> Wait.  I'm sure the next Mythos will cause a Gate Burst at the required location.
<+RandomConsonant> <Kletian> What 'chu talkin' 'bout Rofel?
<+Tide|LFT> <Funeral> Please spare me
<+Tide|LFT> <Rofel> rofl no
<+Tide|LFT> *stab*
<+Tide|LFT> <Funeral> Ow, I am dead

<+Tide|LFT> <Meeple> Stop! Only the Priest is allowed in here!
<+Tide|LFT> <Ramza> We have a Priest here! Open the gate
<+Tide|LFT> <Meeple> Identify yourself!
<+Tide|LFT> <Ramza> I AM RAMZA, RAMZA BEOULVE
<+Tide|LFT> <Meeple> ...Wait, you're that heretic!
<+Tide|LFT> <Ramza> Damn HOW DID HE KNOW IT WAS ME. I SURE DIDN'T TELL HIM MY NAME WAS RAMZA BEOULVE
<+Lunasa> <Agrias> *facepalm*
<+RandomConsonant> <Agrias> If there is a kind and loving God, let him kill me now.
<+Tide|LFT> Seriously Ramza?
<+Tide|LFT> Why can't you just tell him some lie or something
<+Tide|LFT> Oh well

<+Tide|LFT> <Vormav> So you are Ramza. Nice meeting you. Well around as nice as it can get since we made you a heretic and kidnapped your sister
<+Tide|LFT> <Vormav> Let's get down to business, if you want your sister, give me the scriptures and all of the Zodiac Stones. Otherwise, she is dead
<+Tide|LFT> <Rofel> I am here to look pretty
<+Tide|LFT> <Kletian> Especially me
<+Tide|LFT> <Ramza> HAH, I AM NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AFTER ZALERA. SHOW ME ALMA FIRST
<+Tide|LFT> <Vormav> How about...no
<+Tide|LFT> <Ramza> Duuuuuuur okay. HERE ARE YOUR SCRIPTURES
<+Tide|LFT> <Agrias> ...
<+Tide|LFT> <Agrias> You're not very good at this negotiating thing are you?
<+Tide|LFT> <Vormav> Well?
<+Tide|LFT> <Rofel> There are only scribbles, but yeah sure, we can probably go to hell with it
<+Tide|LFT> <Vormav> I could let him go, but since I am obviously evil, I will not. LET'S DANCE
<+Tide|LFT> <Ramza> Wait, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? YOU DECEIVED ME!!!11111!!
<+Tide|LFT> <Agrias> ...*facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm*

[Random Consonant]

Hopefully no one will object to me posting my encounter with BALKLOGIK here.

<RandomConsonant> <Ramza> You turned into one of Lucavi's too...
<RandomConsonant> <Ramza> You'd sink that low just to live? What a pity!!
<RandomConsonant>   <Balk> It's pretty nice, kid. I'm finally a human being! Despite the fact that I am no longer human at all. My logic is infallible.
<Tide> <Balk> Hey, don't you know? Zodiac members get FABULOUS benfits!
<RichardHawk> BALKLOGIK strikes again?
<Tide> <Balk> Just ask Elmdor. Wait, you already killed him
<Tide>   <Ramza> What zodiac benefits?
<RandomConsonant> <Ramza> Selling your soul to the devil isn't being human. I'm a retard and even I know that.
<Tide>   <Balk> YOU'LL HAVE TO DEFEAT ME TO FIND OUT
<Marzatastic>   Hey, at least Balk TALKS without you having to slice his head off. >_>
<RandomConsonant> <Balk> I'm above 'death', at the top of the human race. YOUR SO CALLED LOGIC HAS NO EFFECT ON ME!
<Tide>   <Ramza> Why does everyone say that to me ?
<Tide> <DeadGafgarion> IT'S IN THE CONTRACT
<RandomConsonant> <Balk> Now I don't have to endure unjust treatment at the hands of you aristocrats! Me and Vormav are going to be happy together!
<RichardHawk> <Rad> Did you even read th-*gets blood sucked*
<RandomConsonant> <Balk> I've won 'freedom'! I'm a 'human being'! I will be treated 'equally' now!! You won't interfere with our love!
<Tide> 'freedom'
<Tide> 'human being'
<Tide> 'equally'
<Tide> <Balk> Also, I can now butcher the English language more than before!
<RandomConsonant> <Ramza> Again. You are a Lucavi. You kinda lost the right to be called human.
<Iceman> logic has nothing to do with this
<RandomConsonant> <Ramza> How valueable is a 'freedom' you didn't earn yourself?
<Tide>   <Vormav> That wasn't part of the Zodiac club member benefits
<RandomConsonant> <Ramza> The moment 'pride' is lost, 'freedom' is also lost...!!
<RandomConsonant> <Agrias> ...
<Tide>   <Balk> Well apparently, you didn't 'read' the 'contract'
<Tide>   <DeadGafgarion>
<RandomConsonant>   <Agrias> Okay, who's been talking sense to Ramza.
<Marzatastic> <Mustadio> I can not tell you that now.
<RichardHawk> ...
<RandomConsonant> <Ramza> 'Equality's not something you're given! It's something you fight for!!
<RandomConsonant> <Ramza> Any 'freedom' gotten by the Lucavi isn't true freedom!
<Tide> <DeadGafgarion> That's not in the contract!
<RichardHawk> Clearly what Olan saw in the ending were just his own visions.
<RichardHawk> After everyone got out of Death City Murond safe, Agrias finally snapped and butchered them all.
<RandomConsonant> <Ramza> I know this, because I'm a Beoulve, and being a Beoulve means doing the right thing!
<Tide> <Agrias> or more often than not, the stupid thing
<Tide> <Agrias> Seriously Ramza
<RandomConsonant> <Agrias> ...and you were doing so well before you brought this whore Beoulve thing into this.
<Tide> <Ramza> QUIET WOMAN. I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING. NOW LET'S CHARGE INTO BATTLE. GERONIMO!!!!