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Opera Vectra (vs. Ramus Farmain)
« on: October 09, 2009, 11:48:28 PM »
Ahahahahahahaha, this really calls for a shot of whiskey. Opera Vectra, the famed Tetragene adventurer, having to face the infamous Ramus Farmain? The only way this could be more of a freebie fight was if they called for Jogurt. And since Opera has no qualms with getting it easy in a fight, she'll take this as an opportunity to have all the fun she can have with the fat, worthless merchant. One has to wonder how well can an overweight geek dance under pressure - and the three-eyed alien gunner knows just how to find out. Firing volley after volley of @ on One bullets, she intends to make the fatty move like he never has before! After this fight, he might even have something to thank Opera for, because that'd be enough exercise to make him lose a few dozens of pounds! Well, if he doesn't get shot first.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Opera Vectra (vs. Ramus Farmain)
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2009, 01:07:38 AM »
Ahahahahahahaha, this really calls for a shot of whiskey. Opera Vectra, the famed Tetragene adventurer, having to face the infamous Ramus Farmain? The only way this could be more of a freebie fight was if they called for Jogurt. And since Opera has no qualms with getting it easy in a fight, she'll take this as an opportunity to have all the fun she can have with the fat, worthless merchant. One has to wonder how well can an overweight geek dance under pressure - and the three-eyed alien gunner knows just how to find out. Firing volley after volley of @ on One bullets, she intends to make the fatty move like he never has before! After this fight, he might even have something to thank Opera for, because that'd be enough exercise to make him lose a few dozen pounds! Well, if he doesn't get shot first.