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Zhuzhen (vs Augst)
« on: October 09, 2009, 08:02:04 AM »
It's always fun to watch old people beat stuff up, regardless of what that stuff is or how they beat it up. Zhuzhen Liu, to everyone's surprise, will have his pick of how to win this first match as he sets out in another Light season. Augst Hendrickson is a brilliant strategist and wonderful at logistics, but on the battlefield he's... less than stellar. In fact, you could say he probably couldn't even blow down a house of straw if it came to it. With this in mind, Zhuzhen can take his time and make sport of it. Does he want to use his many spells or just give Augst a good old fashioned caning? It's Zhuzhen's choice, as Zhuzhen could probably take a nap and wake up for a spot of tea before Augst's damage kills him. Even then, one healing spell will solve that problem. Hopefully Zhuzhen won't throw his back or hip out celebrating at his victory here, as he'll have quite a few more before he can claim a championship.

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Re: Zhuzhen (vs Augst)
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2009, 04:12:30 AM »
It's always fun to watch old people beat stuff up, regardless of what that stuff is or how they beat it up. Zhuzhen Liu, to everyone's surprise, will have his pick of how to win this first match as he sets out in another Light season. Augst Henriksen is a brilliant strategist and wonderful at logistics, but on the battlefield he's... less than stellar. In fact, you could say he probably couldn't even blow down a house of straws if it came to it. With this in mind, Zhuzhen can take his time and make sport of it. Does he want to use his many spells or just give Augst a good old fashioned cane-beating? It's Zhuzhen's choice, as he could probably take a nap and wake up for a spot of tea before Augst's damage kills him. Even then, one healing spell will solve that problem. Hopefully Zhuzhen won't throw his back or hip out celebrating at his victory here, as he'll have quite a few more before he can claim a championship.
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