Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt'sssssssssssssssssssssssss back!!!!!! Moving and everything else during the end of June made it hard to keep up, and then I promptly forgot about this! Apparently, this is the week of resurrecting topics! Anyway, last time...well, lots of blow-outs, but also some relatively close matches. The results....
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Dr. Strange (Marvel Comics) vs. Dr. Strangelove (Dr. Strangelove) iiiiiiii - iiiii
Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog) vs. Dr. Orpheus (The Venture Brothers) iiiiiiiii - iii
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Arcturus Mengsk (Starcraft) vs. Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore (Apocalypse Now) iiiiiiiii - i
Ceiling Cat (Internet Meme) vs. Fluffy (Internet Meme) iiiiiiiiiiii - 0
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Helen of Troy (Real Life?) vs.
Anastasia Romanov (Real Life?) iiiii - iiiiiiii
Yasunori Mitsuda (Real Life) vs.
Frederic Chopin (Real Life) iiii - iiiiiii
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The Tick (The Tick) vs. Flay Gunnar (Mana Khemia) iiiiiiiii - ii
Marie Antoinette (Real Life) vs.
Bundt (Super Mario RPG) ii - iiiiiiiiiii
You'll see these kids again in a few weeks. Now, on to the newest competitors...
Sufficiently Developed Science is Indistinguishable from Magic[
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Dr. Hubert Farnsworth (Futurama) vs.
Mr. Mistoffelees (Cats)Dr. Farnsworth has experimented on many cats in his lifetime, from talking ones to radioactive ones with super powers. But none so magical, none as great as the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees! You see him one moment, but then he is gone, but next minute you'll find him out on the lawn! Of course, when said lawn is filled with all kinds of used weapons of mass destruction and doomsday devices, perhaps the lawn isn't the safest place to be...
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Criss Angel (Real Life) vs.
Dr. Hojo (Final Fantasy 7)Criss Angel is a douchebag. Dr. Hojo is a douchebag. Honestly, if they don't end up making out by the end of this match, I'll be pretty surprised. Seriously, they're made for each other - both have a huge superiority complex, and both don't give a rat's ass about anyone else. Yeah, man-love is soon to commence.
Apocalypse WOW
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Meteor Impact (Real Life) vs.
Ice Age (Real Life) What really killed off the dinosaurs? Besides you masturbating at night. Yes, you. I'm watching you. Just like Santa. And JESUS. So stop it. NOW!
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Hydlide (Real Life) vs.
Good Burger: The Movie (Real Life)DEAR GOD THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US RUN THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!
Historical Pretense?
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Emperor Caligula (Real Life) vs.
Richard Nixon (Real Life/Futurama)One raped a horse, the other beat one to death. I don't remember which one's which, but I'm not sure it matters. Which world leader is superior? Whether in terms of sanity or the lack thereof? Will Emperor Caligula's history pave the way for a modern day victory, or will Nixon's underhandedness win the day?
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Sky Marshal Dienes (Starship Troopers: The Movie) vs.
General George S. Patton (Real Life) You know, I'm fairly sure they based Dienes off of a World War I general. Probably Joffre, or some other retard. That being said, with the superior weaponry, will even his retardedness win the day against one of the greatest military leaders to ever face the planet? Or will Patton's force of will be all that's needed to one-up the president/supreme commander of future earth?
The Cake is a Lie
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Stewie Griffon (Family Guy) vs.
David Xanatos (Gargoyles)A homicidal baby with dreams of world domination up against the master planner. For all of Xanatos' skill and finesse, though, it's hard to argue with Stewie's raw force and intelligence. Of course, maybe that's just what Xanatos wants you to think...perhaps his real victory lies in losing? Or maybe he wants you to think that so he'll win...or maybe so you'll make him lose so he wins so he loses...
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Dil (The Crying Game) vs.
Zoisite (Sailor Moon) It's a trap!
Short form:
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Dr. Hubert Farnsworth (Futurama) vs. Mr. Mistoffelees (Cats)
Criss Angel (Real Life) vs. Dr. Hojo (Final Fantasy 7)
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Meteor Impact (Real Life) vs. Ice Age (Real Life)
Hydlide (Real Life) vs. Good Burger: The Movie (Real Life)
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Emperor Caligula (Real Life) vs. Richard Nixon (Real Life/Futurama)
Sky Marshal Dienes (Starship Troopers: The Movie) vs. General George S. Patton (Real Life)
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Stewie Griffon (Family Guy) vs. David Xanatos (Gargoyles)
Dil (The Crying Game) vs. Zoisite (Sailor Moon)
As always (in case you, somehow, forgot!), a week and a day! This ends next Tuesday, October 20th! VOTE NOW, BITCHES!!!!
