Author Topic: Massimo (vs. Elly van Houten)  (Read 365 times)

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Massimo (vs. Elly van Houten)
« on: November 06, 2009, 04:02:38 PM »
It's time for CRITICAL! The steel hero of the masses may be glad to have come this far, but it's just as you'd expect for a mighty Reploid champion such as him! Sadly, once again he has to fight a fair lady (the third this season? Just cruel), but he's gotten used to it by now. And he has to keep his eyes open, as Elhaym van Houten employs dirty tricks in battle, like nearly unavoidable sleeping baton strikes. However, Steel Massimo has an answer to this: fortunately, Elly is about as slow as the great hero is, and Massimo can utterly trivialize the Solarian's repetitive trick by accessing his Hyper Armor, granting him status immunity. By getting the first strike, Massimo is guaranteed to win, as Elly herself is woefully unable to handle a Berserk Charge - or Massimo's impressive durability. The fine hero is bound to win this Middle season, in the name of all Reploids!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....