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Jo'ou Ranbu

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False Althena (vs. Brahms - both inside)
« on: November 07, 2009, 01:13:05 AM »
Yes, yes, yes! Another finals match, and this time, there is no pesky lady murderer to keep the (false) Goddess Althena from achieving the ultimate Duelling League glory! Those fools will rue the day they put this beacon of beauty down! And her victim, the vampire lord Brahms, is a complete waste of time: magically frail and not nearly as fast as her mind-numbingly speedy Ray, he should take no more than a zap to obliterate! But this is fine - easy fights are all the better to keep Althena's strict beauty-keeping schedule feasible, as it should take seconds to deal with. It's time for this glorified corpse to feel what the true power of a (false) goddess is!

The savior of the oppressed has been through many struggles in the Duelling League, but his strength, championing the cause of the people, finally got him to the finals in the Godlike arena. And now, his deadly talons will feast on one last evildoer before accepting the ultimate honor - the execrable false avatar of the Goddess Althena. Brahms knows her weak point - a pathetic excuse for physical defense - and he will exploit this with his earth-shattering knuckle blows - a Bloody Curse should be more than enough to put this phony magician down for the count. The meek can count on their champion: Brahms, the Lord of the Undead, shall prevail!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....