In the name of the moon, our winners from last week...
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Bill Nye vs. Mr. Wizard iiiiii - iiii
Gandalf vs.
Merlin iiiiii - iiiiiii
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Zombie Plague vs. Swine Flu iiiiiiiiii - iii
Bob the Builder vs.
Tim Taylor ii - iiiiiiiiiii
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Kate Chopin vs.
Jane Austen ii - iii
Squanto vs.
Pocahontas iiiii - iiiii ***TIEBREAK***
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Al Gore vs. Michael Moore iiiiiiiiii - ii
Comcast vs. 4Kids iiiiiiiiii - i
You'll see these kids again...right now! It's time for all the great (?) contestants of past weeks to gather together in one big brawl! Presenting...
Sufficiently Developed Science is Indistinguishable from Magic
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs.
Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.)In the one corner, a computer-generated genie. In the other corner, a tortured spirit designed as a weapon. While Lisa may have the power to make even nerds cool, Alma transcends death herself. Will Alma's terrifying power be enough to quell the sheer awesome of the 80's genie chick, or will Lisa prove to be more than the little girl can handle?
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Dr. Strange (Marvel Comics) vs.
Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)Despite the names, both these doctors are more capable than they seem. Dr. Strange's magic and fancy tricks are enough to stop supervillains, but perhaps it might not be enough this time. With the power of Neil Patrick Harris and music, will Dr. Horrible show the strangest of Marvel heroes just what it takes to be a
real doctor, or will he suffer defeat?
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Dr. Hubert Farnsworth (Futurama) vs.
Dr. Hojo (Final Fantasy 7)Both professors enjoy experimenting, although the results are a bit different. While Dr. Farnsworth may create cute gargoyles and a few hundred unused doomsday devices, Dr. Hojo is much more adept at engineering far more evil genetically modified beasts - I mean, what's the best Farnsworth has made, mutant
basketball players? Of course, there is the large number of doomsday devices he's never used, but will it be enough to face down the vile mad scientist and his army of lethal creatures?
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Bill Nye (Real Life) vs.
Merlin (King Arthur Legend)Real magic vs. simulated magic. The world is at stake here. On the one hand, Bill Nye makes children enjoy science. However, Merlin has his own tricks, with the power to provide children the gift of imagination. Who has the greater power to corrupt...I mean, love and strengthen the wills and minds of our precious children?
Apocalypse WOW
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Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons) vs.
Missingno (Pokemon)While Marvin may have that infandibulator he's been trying to get to work, it will do him no good, as the glitchiest of Pokemon will surely prevent it from working by its mere existence. As such, Marvin will have to rely on other weapons of mass hilarity to stop Missingno...but will it be enough? Will the power of Pokemon dominate the Loony Toons, or will the old comedic masters prove their mettle in this modern battle of apocalyptic doom?
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Arcturus Mengsk (Starcraft) vs.
Ceiling Cat (Internet Meme) Ceiling Cat sees everything, but perhaps not everything - after all, does it know about Starcraft II? Mengsk may not maturbate that we know of, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have other secrets to be seen. Of course, when you command army of invisible psychics who can rain nukes down on things, it probably doesn't matter what you see. Will Ceiling Cat's scandalous nature end the career of the Dominion Leader, or will indiscriminate Southern nuclear hospitality be the death of this Internet Meme?
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Meteor Impact (Real Life) vs.
Good Burger: The Movie (Real Life)While mighty, will even a Meteor Impact stop the terror of GOOD BURGER? Bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity BOOM!!!!!!
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Zombie Plague (Real Life?) vs.
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor (Home Improvement) While Tim can tear things down amazingly well, will it be enough? Hordes of zombies can eventually tear down a house on their own, and if Tim wants to survive, he's going to need to learn how to build instead of destroy. The reincarnation of Shiva has a lot at stake in this fight - will he overcome the monsters, or will that big, juicy brain of his become a delicious meal?
Historical Pretense?
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Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer) vs.
George Washington (Real Life)The real American Hero, Washington has been dead for a while, but does that mean he'll listen to the hot girl he's facing this week? Melinda may be able to convince many ghosts to quit their job, but a real hero like George Washington isn't about to go down so easily. Will the revolution live on, or will hottness and a successful television series be the end of our hero?
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Frederic Chopin (Real Life) vs.
Anastasia Romanov (Real Life?)Music. Imperialism. These are the voyages of the Starship...fuck it. Chopin's got that awesome beat, while Anastasia has the Russian steamroller (a.k.a., human meat shield) to aid her. Will the power of music prove the victor, or will the Imperial Princess' magic (?) at surviving the Communist revolution (?) prove to be too much?
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Emperor Caligula (Real Life) vs.
General George S. Patton (Real Life)...man, I can just imagine this. I'm getting an image of Patton from the movie fighting Caligula as seen in the Venture Brothers. This is pretty awesome. Roman perversion vs. military control...this will be good.
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Jane Austen (Real Life) vs.
Pocahontas (Real Life)Fuck feminism.
The Cake is a Lie
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs.
Emeril Lagasse (Real Life)Who is the better cake baker? Emeril is known for his main dishes, but that doesn't mean he can't bake with the best of them. GLaDoS...well, she DID make a cake...even if she killed people to reach it. I prefer carrot, myself.
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The Tick (The Tick) vs.
Bundt (Super Mario RPG)The Tick has no SPOON with which to EAT this DELICIOUS Cake! Oh the HUMANITY! Will he have to use his HANDS to DEVOUR it? Or will it DEVOUR HIM!? Don't miss next week's all new episode!
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Zoisite (Sailor Moon) vs.
David Xanatos (Gargoyles)Ah, Zoisite you little tease. It's questionable whether Xanatos has
any sex drive, but if he does, you can be sure Zoisite can cater to whatever he likes. Of course...this is Xanatos. That might be just what he wants...
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Al Gore (Real Life) vs.
Comcast (Real Life)Heil! Will the environment prove to be tougher than the new Communism, or has Al Gore finally lost the battle to ManBearPig? I'm being super cereal here!
Short form:
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Lisa vs. Alma Wade
Dr. Strange vs. Dr. Horrible
Dr. Farnsworth vs. Dr. Hojo
Bill Nye vs. Merlin
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Marvin the Martian vs. Missingno
Arcturus Mengsk vs. Ceiling Cat
Meteor Impact vs. Good Burger: The Movie
Zombie Plague vs. Tim Taylor
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Meling Gordon vs. George Washington
Frederic Chopin vs. Anastasia Romanov
Caligula vs. Patton
Jane Austen vs. Pocahontas
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GLaDoS vs. Emeril
The Tick vs. Bundt
Zoisite vs. Xanatos
Al Gore vs. Comcast
You guys have a week and a half for this! Thursday, November 12th is the end date for this! VOTE NOW, FOOLS!!!
