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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Irenes (vs. Garcia)
« on: November 20, 2009, 10:16:44 PM »
With an unfortunate accent and an even more unfortunate origin game, Irenes the mermaid just hasn't been much of a DL presence. However, she hopes to change this little problem by actually making a few waves in Light! That can't be this hard, right? After all, her magical harp and power over water... eh, who is she kidding. Irenes just wants to get this fight over with and blow off some steam over people picking on her accent. So, she will just bash her harp in the head of that Garcia fellow really, really hard until he faints. Given how her instrument is about twice the size of her head and Garcia is so slow that he'll get getting clonked twice for every motion of the mermaid, this should happen pretty fast. It's time to show some people how will mermaids rule the world by fear.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Irenes (vs. Garcia)
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 12:57:54 AM »
With an unfortunate accent and race, Irenes just hasn't been much of a DL presence. However, she hopes to change this little problem by actually making a few waves in Light! That can't be this hard, right? After all, her magical harp and power over water... eh, who is anyone kidding. Irenes just wants to get this fight over with and blow off some steam. So, she will just bash her harp in the head of that Garcia fellow really hard until he faints. Given how her instrument is about twice the size of a human's head and Garcia is so slow that he'll get getting clonked twice for every motion of the mermaid, this should happen pretty fast.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2009, 12:59:57 AM by Jo'ou Ranbu »
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....