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Gobi (Vs Orcha)
« on: November 20, 2009, 08:32:44 PM »
The DL possesses a cruel sense of humor. Gobi returns to the arena, to fight a psychotic -Cha- spamming cook from some godforsaken alternate universe. Well then. Being caught and cooked is a fear of every fishman. Clearly this calls for a new strategy. Taking a page out of the Nanjocorp book, Gobi is going to try to bribe his way out of trouble. Let's see how willing Orcha is to fight when his cooks go on strike, his waiters don't show up for the payday rush and his customers develop food poisoning every time they eat, and that's before Gobi gets his fins into Orcha's suppliers! It's past time for a merchant turned hero to get a win in the DL, and Gobi's the fish to do it!
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Re: Gobi (Vs Orcha)
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 01:27:57 AM »
The DL possesses a cruel sense of humor. Gobi returns to the arena, to fight a psychotic -Cha- spamming cook from some godforsaken alternate universe. Well then! Being caught and cooked is a fear of every fishman, and clearly this calls for a new strategy. Taking a page out of the Nanjocorp book, Gobi is going to try to bribe his way out of trouble: let's see how willing Orcha is to fight when his cooks go on strike, his waiters don't show up for the payday rush and his customers develop food poisoning every time they eat! And that's before Gobi even gets his fins into Orcha's suppliers! It's well overdue for an "honest" merchant turned hero to get a win in the DL, and Gobi's the fish to do it!
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
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