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Garcia (Vs Irenes)
« on: November 20, 2009, 08:15:27 PM »
Legendary warriors and mighty masters of the axe have nothing to fear from a mermaid girl! Bwhahahahaha! Garcia's got the strength to cut this young lass into seafood with a few strokes of his Silver Axe. The proud father of Ross is as veteran as his titles would indicate, having seen more battlefields and carnage than Irenes could ever imagine. Nothing phases this experienced fighter; not even the prospect of death. In the face of such power and bluster, is it any wonder that Garcia's in position to wipe the floor with Irenes and claim victory?
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Re: Garcia (Vs Irenes)
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 12:59:17 AM »
Legendary warriors and mighty masters of the axe have nothing to fear from a seemingly middle-aged mermaid woman! Bwahahahaha! Garcia's got the ox-like strength to cut this respectable lass into delicious seafood with a few swings of his trusty Silver Axe. The proud ex-soldier and father of Ross is as veteran, as his many honorrifics would indicate, having seen more battlefields and carnage than Irenes could ever imagine. Nothing phases this experienced fighter; not even the prospect of death, let alone a weird fish woman. In the face of such power and bluster, is it any wonder that Garcia's in position to wipe the floor with Irenes and claim victory?
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
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