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Author Topic: Machine Gun Ninja (vs. Questionable Sexuality Elf) Shu (Vs Artea)  (Read 427 times)

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Fast.  Silent.  Assassin.  Katana...well, ok, Shu fits most of those.  While swords might generally be superior to guns in the world of swords and sorcery, Shu's going to prove that wrong in this battle of guns and sorcery.  The mystic elf Artea wields powerful magic, as well as old-fashioned weapons that have proven themselves time and time again in its own home world, but the elf has never fought against a true gunner before.  More accurate than Chuck Norris, more powerful than the DOOM Marine...Shu is ready to prove that guns are just as powerful, if not more powerful, than puny bows and swords and magic.  Just as fast as the elf (he's a NINJA, after all), Shu's multiple disabling guns will prove to be more than Artea can handle.  Whether it's a bunch of disabling bullets targetted to silence, poison, confuse, sleep or even blind Artea, or shells that reduce Artea's speed, resilience, or offense, Shu has all the weapon options he needs for this.  Of course, ninjas have their own powerful unique abilities outside of weapons - whether boosting his own agility, dropping a time bomb over the field, or just pumping Artea full of bullets, the technologically advanced ninja will reign supreme.  Elves, magic - all are inferior to the power of ninjas and technology - as Shu will prove. With.  His.  Boomstick!~
« Last Edit: January 01, 2010, 01:28:34 PM by superaielman »
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[19:27] <%Grefter-game> Touchdown and Alderaan explodes in the victory

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Re: Machine Gun Ninja (vs. Questionable Sexuality Elf) Shu (Vs Artea)
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 03:11:49 PM »
Swords might generally be superior to guns in the world of swords and sorcery, Shu's going to prove that wrong today. Shu is ready to prove that guns are just as powerful, if not more powerful, than puny bows and swords and magic.  Just as fast as the elf (he's a NINJA, after all), Shu's multiple disabling guns will prove to be more than Artea can handle.  Whether it's a bunch of disabling bullets that will silence, poison, confuse, sleep or even blind Artea, or shells that reduce Artea's speed, resilience, or offense, Shu has all the options he needs for this.  Plus his own powerful unique abilities outside of weapons - whether boosting his own agility, dropping a time bomb, or just pumping Artea full of bullets, Shu will reign supreme.  Elves, magic - all are inferior to the power of ninjas and technology - as Shu will prove. With.  His.  Boomstick!
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