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Jogurt (vs. Chidori)
« on: December 27, 2009, 03:17:31 PM »
Hamster discrimination, this is!  A goth is not much of a challenge for such a powerful little creature.  After all, look at the great Boo, the mighty Snowball, and other great hamster heroes!  Even Jogurt has gone on to save the world!  So a goth is all that he's given for a challenge?  Well, at least it's a typical emo, fragile, pathetic goth - charging at Cidori like a mouse should give her a bit of a surprise, and if the great hamster times it right, he'll knock her off her feet and on to the ground, giving her a concussion, and taking victory!  Alternatively, biting her neck and causing her to bleed from the jugular works just as well.  Indeed, how can Chidori hit something so small, so cute...even goths can't resist such adorable things.  And of course, Jogurt will use all his adorableness to his advantage...
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Re: Jogurt (vs. Chidori)
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010, 01:07:14 AM »
Hamster discrimination, this is!  A goth is not much of a challenge for such a powerful little creature.  After all, look at the great Boo, the mighty Snowball, and other great hamster heroes! Thankfully, he's fighting a typical emo, fragile, pathetic goth - charging at Chidori like a mouse should give her a bit of a surprise, and if the great hamster times it right, he'll knock her on the ground, giving her a concussion, and taking victory!  Alternatively, biting her neck and causing her to bleed out works just as well.  Indeed, how can Chidori hit something so small, so cute...even goths can't resist such adorable things.  And of course, Jogurt will use all his adorableness to his advantage.