Author Topic: Shir AU (vs. Karyl)  (Read 530 times)

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Shir AU (vs. Karyl)
« on: January 09, 2010, 12:32:47 AM »
The Queen of Thieves faces off against a little pretty boy in Light...this really could describe a lot of fights, but Shir's not letting Karyl off the hook because he's some pansy musician.  And really pansy...I mean, Shir can travel between planets ON FOOT - Karyl plays a guitar.  This isn't close, people.  Laconian Daggers at the ready, and her beautiful Colourscarf and TruthSleeves (for granting the supremely fast thief even more speed and the ability to regenerate her life force, respectively) donned, nothing can stop her as she tears in to the bard.  Blasting wind, terrible gravitic forces...what can counter the sheer might of Shir's onslought?  Not so freakishly feminine musician, that's for sure!  She can outthink, outspeed, and outfight him without thinking...so really, what's the hold-up?  Start this slaughter already!  Let the greatest thief (greater than Lupin III!) ever get her chance to shine!
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Re: Shir AU (vs. Karyl)
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2010, 01:57:59 AM »
The Queen of Thieves faces off against a little pretty boy in Light... this really could describe a lot of fights, but Shir's not letting Karyl off the hook because he's some pansy musician. Laconian Daggers at the ready, and her beautiful Colorscarf and Truth Sleeves donned, nothing can stop her as she tears the bard apart. Blasting wind, terrible gravity crushes... what can counter the sheer might of Shir's onslaught? Not some freakishly feminine musician, that's for sure! She can outthink, outspeed, and outfight him in her sleep, so really, what's the hold-up? Start this slaughter already! Let the greatest thief (greater than Lupin III!) ever get her chance to shine!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....