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Racially Insensitive Wizard (vs. a little boy)
« on: January 09, 2010, 12:24:38 AM »
It seems being such an unpleasant person has gotten the Racially Insensitive Wizard quite far in its endeavours - without even having to make use of its deadly Hadouken!  And now, in a new field of competitors, can it stand up to its competition?  Well, if its competition continues to be little children (and maybe some old men thrown in for variety), then controlling this division shouldn't be too difficult.  A king might seem intimidating, but this is no Edgar - Roan's a weak little boy, and nothing that can stand up to the might of the deadly dirty magazine attack XXXX or even a powerful Hiroshima-level NUKE.   The little kid really can't take it, or dish it out - even the relative squishiness of the Lord of All Hell (well, for a little bit) won't provide the brat a single opportunity to strike back, with nothing to capitalize on the great magician's few weaknesses.  Of course, a single Hadouken will demolish everything in a second, but should such awesomeness really be wasted on something so pathetic?
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Re: Racially Insensitive Wizard (vs. a little boy)
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2010, 02:10:50 AM »
It seems being such an unpleasant person has gotten the Black Wizard quite far in its endeavors - far enough for a new field of competition. In this new field of battle, a king might seem intimidating at first, true, but this is no Edgar - Roan's a weak little boy, and nothing that can stand up to the might of XXXX or even a powerful NUKE. The little kid really can't take it, or dish it out - even the relative squishiness of the Black Wizard's frailer mortal frame won't provide the royal brat a single opportunity to strike back against his devastating magical offensive array, as the painful little child has nothing to capitalize on the great magician's few weaknesses. An easy win for the arcane mage; barely worth his time to worry about, and befitting his meteoric rise through the DL proper!