This week's writeup comes in the form of a message, and we hope you enjoy its contents: "Lord Eliwood. You shant have much time in order to win this match, with your foe weakening you with his dastardly crybaby strikes. However, he is slow so you can freely use your mighty Durandal, and however tough his hide, it shall be as nothing before that divine blade. Moreover, while he can heal, you should be able to land a mighty critical blow, and end this gruesome fight swiftly. Finally, do take note to eat the enclosed breakfast I prepared for you, milord. A good meal is the surest path to victory. From your faithful servant, Lowen." This message is sponsored by Social Cavaliers & Co. Delivery Services.