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Tifa (vs Vulcanus)
« on: February 29, 2008, 05:12:17 AM »
Girl next door characters never fought so hard until Tifa broke onto the scene, and after a long rest, she breaks back onto the RPGDL Heavy circuit! The hard punching but terminally sweet Tifa Lockhart will settle for nothing less than a Heavy Championship. To start off, she'll have to beat the two-winged angel Vulcanus. He will of course try to put the heat on Tifa with his potent fire attacks, but Tifa's strong enough to shrug off the punishment and let her fists fly. After all, it's a proven trope that the best way to deal with a perverted old man is a swift crack on the jaw.

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Re: Tifa (vs Vulcanus)
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2008, 04:26:57 AM »
The girl-next-door types never fought so hard until Tifa broke onto the scene (granted, they also never had to deal with clinical psychosis until then, either), and, after a long rest, sporting steel-tipped fists and firecoated hearts, she breaks back onto the RPGDL Heavy circuit! The hard-punching but terminally sweet Tifa Lockhart will settle for nothing less than a Heavy Championship after her last arena venture. To start off, she'll have to beat the two-winged angel Vulcanus. He will, of course, try to put the heat on Tifa with his potent fire attacks, but Tifa's strong enough to shrug off the punishment and let her fists fly. After all, it's a proven trope that the best way to deal with a perverted old man is a swift crack on the jaw.
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