Author Topic: Peco, The God of Onions (vs. Marcus, EXP Thief)  (Read 457 times)

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Peco, The God of Onions (vs. Marcus, EXP Thief)
« on: February 12, 2010, 05:36:50 AM »
The undeniable cuteness of a god disguised as a baby onion is unleashed on a HUMAN. The Gods of the DL insult this cute little god with someone so grossly incompetent, so utterly terrible as Marcus? Why, all Peco has to do is breathe on the foul Marcus with his fire breath, and he’ll be finished in no time! Alternatively, he could use Dream Breath to make he drift off to serene dreaming…. Until his death via ice breath, that is! Peco can regen HP, avoid vicious counters, AND status the low-RES fool. Life is good for the onion!
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Re: Peco, The God of Onions (vs. Marcus, EXP Thief)
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2010, 10:21:14 PM »
The undeniable cuteness of a god disguised as a baby onion is ready to be unleashed on a HUMAN. The Gods of the DL insult this cute little deity with someone so grossly incompetent, so utterly terrible as Marcus? Why, all Peco has to do is breathe on the foul geezer Marcus with his fire breath, and he’ll be finished in no time! Alternatively, he could use Dream Breath to make he drift off to serene dreaming… until his death via ice breath, that is! Peco can regen HP, heal, avoid vicious counters, AND status the low-RES fool. Life is good for the onion!
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