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Jessica (vs Shania)
« on: March 13, 2010, 12:28:47 AM »
Oh boy! It's another battle of the bulges for the ages as Jessica Albert takes on the Native American harmonixer, Shania! They stack up pretty well against each other, with each opting for costumes appropriate for a late-night Cinemax movie. Both have trump cards as well, with Jessica's being the devestating Magic Burst spell. She also shrugs off elemental magic like it was nothing, though she has to watch out for physicals. Still, you can't count Jessica out. After all, she still has a stunning skillset of Oomph!, Sizzle, Bounce... Bang? Wait... whats with this perverted skillset?!

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Re: Jessica (vs Shania)
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2010, 03:52:44 AM »
Oh boy! It's another battle of the bulges for the ages as Jessica Albert takes on the Native American Harmonixer, Shania! They stack up pretty well against each other, with each opting for costumes appropriate for a late-night Cinemax movie. Both have trump cards as well, with Jessica's being the devastating Magic Burst spell. She also shrugs off Shania's various elemental magics like they're nothing, though she has to watch out for physicals...if they get through her evasion. Still, you can't count Jessica out. After all, she still has a stunning skillset of Oomph!, Sizzle, Bounce... Bang? Wait... what's with this perverted skillset?!
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