Welcome everyone!
In the same vein as the Ultimate Tournament of Ultimate Doom, I've decided to pull off another tournament. I've been horrendously busy recently, so there will probably be about 2 weeks time to vote on these.
Anyway, very similar rules to the Ultimate Tournament of Ultimate Doom: vote for someone. Use Wikipedia or TvTropes or the power of Google to find information on someone you don't know. This is week one of eliminations - each of the 4 categories this week has 4 people fighting for dominance. Vote for the most villainous...villain.
Magnificent Bastards
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Casanova Frankenstein (Mystery Men) vs.
Irving Valeria (Wild ARMs Two)While not actually a monster made of human remains, this Frankenstein is still a sight to behold. A genius at oration, the great Casanova convinced the evil denizens of Champion City to join him in taking out the superhero Captain Amazing, and was able to get his hands on a device that allowed him to warp the very fabric of space-time. And he nearly got away with bringing back the world of disco, too!
On the other side, Irving has a bit more heroism and less disco fandom, although still pretty much a magnificent bastard, manipulating Ashley and company into destroying Odessa and taking on the Kuiper Core, thereby saving the world. Of course, he's very much a behind the scenes worker, but when you're a bastard, that's probably for the best. Also, incest.
vs.
Sarah Kerrigan (Starcraft) vs.
Sir Leigh Teabing (The Da Vinci Code)Sarah Kerrigan is legendary - leader of the Zerg Swarm who decimated the Koprulu Sector and became Queen of Blades. Betrayed by her allies, Kerrigan took it upon herself to become the self-styled, "Queen Bitch of the Universe". If that's not a magnificent bastard, I don't know what is! ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!!!!
Sir Leigh Teabing, while hailing from a Dan Brown novel, is an underhanded bastard. Setting up the Catholic Church, hiring an assassin, killing his servant...and he does this while crippled. Beware the ones that look non-threatening. Despite the home source, don't underestimate him - he's a tricky bastard, and everything he does is coldly calculated to ensure he comes out on top.
Omnicidal Maniacs
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Composite Santa (Robot Chicken) vs.
Yami Marik (YuGiOh!)Made from one half Santa Claus, and one half Frosty the Snowman, Composite Santa is the greatest, most amazing Christmas mascot ever known. Spreading the joys of Christmas is his goal! Doesn't sound villainous? Spreading the joy of Christmas involves sodomizing the Jews, slaughtering Mormons, blowing up Muslims, and wrecking havoc on all non-Christians. Jihad has never been so festive before!
KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY
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Luca Blight (Suikoden II) vs.
Gig (Soul Nomad)No introduction needed for the great Luca Blight - murderer, lover of pork, and crazed nutjob extraordinaire, what else needs to be said? With a sword, a bottle, or anything, Luca's madness knows no bounds, and everyone that stands in his way, or even slightly off-center, will suffer his unlimited wrath.
Gig...what else needs to be said? Creating 3 deadly beasts to decimate the world with the final goal of destroying the cycle of birth...man, it's like the Chinese, except it pertains to both sexes. And less world decimation. Still, what better match is this? Two of the maddest, craziest, strongest maniacs ever...right here, right now!
Failure IS an Option
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Dr. Drakken (Kim Possible) vs.
Skeletor (He-Man)Dr. Drakken tries...he really does. But that damn high school bitch just keeps getting in his way. And his "assistant" is crazier and evil than some of the people in the above category! This guy can't catch a break. But hey, he's had some relative successes, and at least gets beaten up by girls in tight clothes, which is the exact opposite of...
...Skeletor. Man, look at that pose. Magically stripping Adam has finally gotten to him. Nonetheless, he may be all bone, but that doesn't mean Skeletor can't hold his own. Indeed, Skeletor may have a few useful tricks up his sleeve...now, what they are remains to be seen, but rest assured, they likely won't involve stripping naked.
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Team Rocket (Pokemon) vs.
The Beagle Boys (Ducktales)Neither side here needs an introduction - anyone with a childhood should have some idea who these contenders are!
Just...Why?
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Komodo (Warriors of Virtue) vs.
Cruella DeVille (101 Dalmations)Blololololololololololololololololololo! Come OUT and PLAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Just...why? Couldn't you BUY some OTHER dalmations and make a damn coat out of them instead? I mean, seriously...dumbest rich woman ever.
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Dr. Frankenfurter (The Rocky Horror Picture Show) vs.
Wilhelm (Xenosaga)Just...why? Seriously, imagine Tim Curry in this...and then imagine him in Red Alert 3...or even Ferngully. Now imagine him in bondage gear...actually, that's kind of hot...
Just...why? Why didn't the series end after Yuriev died? Just...what is your purpose? WHY DO YOU EXIST, AND WHY DO YOU HAVE NO SCREEN TIME?!
Casanova Frankenstein vs. Irving Valeria
Sarah Kerrigan vs. Leigh Teabing
Composite Santa vs. Yami Marik
Luca Blight vs. Gig
Dr. Drakken vs. Skeletor
Team Rocket vs. The Beagle Boys
Komodo vs. Cruella DeVille
Dr. Frankenfurter vs. Wilhelm
Again, you have about 2 weeks (end of March...I'll know about my job by then! Yay!) to vote!
GET TO IT, BITCHES!!!
