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Gordon (vs. Katarina)
« on: April 02, 2010, 04:23:17 PM »
Junior Defenders, look to the stars above! That ray of light you see shooting across the sky is none other than your hero, Captain Gordon! He has returned to trounce yet another foe in the name of Justice! While this dastardly magic-user might seem to pose a problem for our good Captain, fear not! All of Katarina's magic spells come from the same resource pool. She must decide between healing herself or shooting her magic all over the place. Thankfully, DEFENDER OF EARTH, CAPTAIN GORDON can make mincemeat out of her pitiful defenses with a few clean strikes of his weapons! Once Gordon lands a blow or two, it's simply a matter of finishing her off with a Gordon Blitz!

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Re: Gordon (vs. Katarina)
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2010, 09:08:52 PM »
Junior Defenders, look to the stars above! That ray of light you see shooting across the sky is none other than your hero, Captain Gordon! He has returned to trounce yet another foe in the name of Justice! While this dastardly magic-user might seem to pose a problem for our good Captain, fear not! All of Katarina's magic spells come from the same resource pool. She must decide between healing herself or shooting her magic all over the place. USe either one too much, and the other is no longer an option. Thankfully, CAPTAIN GORDON, DEFENDER OF EARTH! can make mincemeat out of her pitiful defenses with a few clean strikes of his weapons! Once Gordon lands a blow or two, it's simply a matter of finishing her off with a Gordon Blitz!
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