Excellent work, Captain Falcon. I did promise you a reward for your service of the Great United States of America. I think you'll find this shield handy.
Yours if you want it! And the title, too.
Also, had a moderately amusing session chatting with myself earlier today.
[3:28pm]
<RichardHawk> OBJECTION!
[3:28pm]
<RichardHawk> Why is a Fake Richard here
[3:28pm]
<RandomConsonant> No one sane defends P1 design decisions
[3:28pm]
<RichardSHawkFire> Fake? We're talking about Persona.
[3:28pm]
<RichardSHawkFire> You are me, and me is you.
[3:29pm]
<RichardHawk> I see.
[3:29pm] * RandomConsonant sticks RichardFire's hand in the TV
[3:29pm]
<RichardSHawkFire> Anyway Michael is in big trouble now. His chosen band of lackies couldn't stop me (us?).
[3:29pm]
<RichardHawk> Okay, do you learn any cool abilities
[3:30pm]
<RichardSHawkFire> We'll see what the so-called Metal Wolf can do against the combined might of Weltall, Worker 8, and whatever Shion's mech is.
[3:30pm]
<RichardSHawkFire> Also no.
[3:30pm]
<RichardHawk> what
[3:30pm]
<RichardSHawkFire> I'm already Vice President, how much cooler can you get than that.
[3:30pm]
<RichardHawk> I don't support XS
[3:30pm] * RichardSHawkFire swings a baseball bat at the TV
[3:30pm]
<RichardHawk> YOU'RE NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[3:30pm] *** RichardSHawkFire is now known as: ShadowRichardHawk
[3:31pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> Call it "surplus mech reduction," friend!
[3:31pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> Admit it, YOU LOVE XENOSAGA!
[3:31pm]
<RandomConsonant> Looks like someone ordered a stupid looking boss~
[3:31pm]
<RichardHawk> I have nothing to admit
[3:32pm] * xorn-jabberwocky eyes chat.
[3:32pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> I, Shadow Richard Hawk, will defend American Justice!
[3:32pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> Here comes my wild card!
[3:32pm] * Kotono eyes Xorn.
[3:32pm] * RandomConsonant eyes Ko
[3:33pm] *** xorn-jabberwocky is now known as: SecretaryWithAMissileCrossbow
[3:33pm] * RichardHawk eyes chat.
[3:33pm]
<SecretaryWithAMissileCrossbow> Two Vice Presidents? Right, Cabinet. Assemble!
[3:33pm] * RichardHawk eyes ShadowRichardHawk.
[3:33pm]
<RichardHawk> Look.
[3:33pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> Yes, Mr. VP?
[3:33pm]
<RichardHawk> You can stop insisting I want anything to do with XS.
[3:33pm] *** Kotono has set mode #rpgdl: +vv Dhyerwolf Unoriginal
[3:33pm]
<RichardHawk> OR I can find an awesome shadow version of myself.
[3:34pm]
<SecretaryWithAMissileCrossbow> Like Nitori.
[3:34pm]
<RichardHawk> While you will be forgotten for eternity.
[3:34pm]
<Kotono> ...
[3:34pm]
<Kotono> <RichardHawk> OR I can find an awesome shadow version of myself.
[3:34pm]
<Kotono> <SecretaryWithAMissileCrossbow> Like Nitori.
[3:34pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> Does Kotono want to be the Vice President's true self instead?
[3:34pm]
<RichardHawk> Well
[3:34pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> Hmmmm.
[3:34pm]
<RichardHawk> Vaikappa would be a decent benefit.
[3:34pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> How about we compromise.
[3:35pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> We hold Shion hostage in space or something and lure Michael there as a trap.
[3:35pm]
<SecretaryWithAMissileCrossbow> Except Vaikappa's currently out for repairs.
[3:35pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> And get rid of two threats at once.
[3:35pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> Sound good?
[3:35pm]
<RichardHawk> Why do you have a Shion fixation
[3:35pm]
<RichardHawk> Get out
[3:35pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> Yup, looks like it is dippy looking boss time~
[3:36pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> SUCK ON MY MISSILE PUNCH
[3:36pm]
<RichardHawk> EAT MY FLAME OF JUSTICE
[3:36pm] * SecretaryWithAMissileCrossbow blows both up from a distance, goes to report back to the President.
[3:36pm] *** RandomConsonant is now known as: RandomObnoxiousReporter
[3:37pm]
<RandomObnoxiousReporter> Oh my goodness!
[3:37pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> At least DNN can be trusted to be fair and balanced.
[3:37pm] *** Signoff: Dhyerwolf (Ping timeout)
[3:37pm] * RandomObnoxiousReporter gets shot down, vows to return
[3:37pm]
<RichardHawk> There is only one way to settle this.
[3:37pm]
<RichardHawk> A tea ceremony.
[3:37pm] *** RandomObnoxiousReporter is now known as: RandomConsonant
[3:38pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> I'll go grab my kimono.
[3:38pm] * Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee gnaws on the Xofnat.
[3:38pm] * RichardHawk eyes DL Mafia. Okay, this makes a hilarious amount of sense now.
[3:39pm] * ShadowRichardHawk prepares three tea kettles, waits to see which one the vice president will pick. Green? White? Or Darjeeling?
[3:39pm]
<RichardHawk> There's nothing like sipping delicious darjeeling tea while watching you prove yourself to be an impostor and a heinous terrorist
[3:40pm]
<Ephraim> Peter MacDonald is a far and rightious journalist
[3:40pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> Well then. Perhaps you are more balanced with your other self after all.
[3:40pm]
<Ephraim> *fair
[3:40pm] * DrinkYourselfBreen kidnaps both of them, drills out their teeth/sinuses/stomach/other organs, replaces with circuits, and gives them guns.
[3:40pm]
<ShadowRichardHawk> Maybe one day you'll be able to talk about your Xenosaga love openly, but it'll be long path.
[3:41pm] *** ShadowRichardHawk is now known as: RichardSHawkFire
[3:41pm]
<RichardHawk> Or I could just ship you to Brazil.
[3:41pm]
<DrinkYourselfBreen> Now stop bickering and go shoot some scientists.
[3:42pm]
<RichardSHawkFire> So long as they're not AMERICAN scientists in service of the VP.
[3:42pm]
<RandomConsonant> And remember.
[3:42pm]
<RandomConsonant> A heart that Loves Justice is a heart that Loves America.
[3:42pm]
<RichardHawk> I prefer putting scientists in cages.
[3:42pm] * Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee imagines american scientists in service of Valkyrie Profile.
[3:42pm] * RandomConsonant sheds a single tear
Had I been around for hammer (and had everyone been in a good mood), I would have posted something along these lines (and if Excal confirmed that the night phase was irrelevant).
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The defining principle of the Great United States of Esthar is one man, one vote. I am that one man. And here is my one vote.
##VOTE: Whoever
##VOTE: WhoeverWhat did you tell them, Michael? The old saw about being born in Finland? As if the 34th amendment to the new US Constitution doesn't explicitly allow me to rule regardless. And besides, the masses will easily accept my faked Minnesota birth certificate. You could've found better stooges, too. Say, Rinoa, Shion, or Colette? All master strategists whose next move is practically impossible to predict. Odin was a good choice but not nearly enough to stop an American hero like me.
By the way, I'll need a shipment of deliciousness to the White House, MC-Bard. The Captain can show you the way. Also, Cabinet positions for everyone who signs up on the winning side - the AMERICAN side. Thinking Health & Human Services for MC-Bard, and Director of the CIA for Zenny. Kilga stays up late at night so you can head the secret police and watch out for those terrorist supporters of Metal Wolf, but as a warning you WILL be sent to Guantanamo Bay if you post those cosplay pictures.
Do you think that you and your lackeys can stop me tonight, Michael? Because I don't think you can. And now that the DL Armory is within my grasp, do you think Metal Wolf can stand up to my many new toys? I think I'm going to clean your clock.
Oh, I almost forgot! Time for my afternoon tea... Nothing like sipping some delicious Darjeeling tea.