Ha! The young whippersnapper Melville wants to spar with the mighty Euram Barows? Well. Euram is a generous and benevolent lord, so he shall share an in-person demonstration of his simply *unbelievable* combat skills. Melville will not even realize the fury of the assault upon him. See, much like a hidden martial art strike, Euram's attacks seemingly do no damage... and then everyone who ever wronged him suddenly EXPLODES WITHOUT WARNING. Yeah. Who'll be mocking Euram then?! Well, maybe it'd be unfair to use that ultimate art on Melville, though. But even without that hidden technique Euram can't possibly lose, ever! He just can't! Not again, at least!
