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Venusaur (vs Bruiser)
« on: July 16, 2010, 03:56:47 PM »
Life is pretty good for the RBY starters. Venusaur has cut up Middle this season, while Blastoise has leveled Light. The grass starter's last match of the season is most likely his easiest.  Thunder resistance makes Bruiser's offense a bad joke, and Venusaur's healing can more than keep up with that.  Sleep powder will stop the brawler before he can even land an attack, while Frenzy Plant will tear Bruiser apart while he dreams of success. That dream is as close Bruiser will get to the Middle title, as Venusaur has no intention of losing to a loser like him!
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Re: Venusaur (vs Bruiser)
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2010, 02:10:56 AM »
Life is pretty good for the RBY starter Pokémon. Venusaur has cut up Middle this season, while Blastoise has leveled Light - to top it off, the venus flytrap lizard's last match of the season is most likely his easiest. Thunder resistance makes Bruiser's offense a bad joke, and Venusaur's healing can more than keep up with that. Sleep Powder will stop the brawler before he can even land an attack, while Frenzy Plant will tear Bruiser apart while he dreams of success. That dream is as close as Bruiser will get to the Middle title, as Venusaur has no intention of losing to a moron like him!
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