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Cameela (vs. Sgt. Joe)
« on: July 31, 2010, 03:23:52 AM »
It appears unlikely that Cameela's salacious seduction technique will prove effective on her fowl foe this week. Both because he is a married duck and because he is, well... a duck. Unfortunately for the quack warrior, the good old 'smash them in the face really really hard with a giant spiked ball" strategy will prove as reliable as ever. Cameela's physical attacks hurt like hell, and she can act twice in a single round. Healing may keep the duck alive but it will only prove to prolong his suffering. Between the desirable devil's devastating attacks and her powerful Blaze 3 spell, Cameela will have no need to make dinner plans... roast duck is on the menu.

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Re: Cameela (vs. Sgt. Joe)
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2010, 04:34:48 AM »
It appears unlikely that Cameela's salacious seduction techniques will prove effective on her fowl foe this week. Both because he is a married duck and because he is, well... a duck. Unfortunately for the quack warrior, the good old "smash them in the face really really hard with a giant spiked ball" strategy will prove as reliable as ever. Cameela's physical attacks hurt like hell, and she can act twice in a single round. Healing may keep the duck alive but it will only prove to prolong his suffering. Between the desirable devil's devastating attacks and her powerful Blaze 3 spell, Cameela will have no need to make dinner plans... roast duck is on the menu.
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