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Arnaud G. Vasquez vs. Hrist Valkyrie (both writeups)
« on: September 11, 2010, 04:34:43 AM »
Arnaud (vs. Hrist)

Well, Arnaud's gotten this far - after grabbing two Middle belts, the Heavy laurels are just within grasp of his razor sharp intellect! And, blessing of blessings, the Valkyrie Hrist is egregiously vulnerable to the formula user's magical tricks. He can constrict her movement with Shut Out, deteriorate the accuracy of the goddess' spearstrikes with Illusion and slow her down to the point of uselessness with... well, Slow Down. Once these cantrips are in place, Hrist will be entirely at the mercy of Arnaud's Blast - and she will know why he is so confident on everything he has from the neck up!

Hrist (vs. Arnaud)

Once again, Hrist Valkyrie reaches the Heavy finals, ready to reclaim her place in the hallowed echelons of Godlike. And if the only opposition to her stakes is a mere mortal - a borderline childish young rascal at that - then, there is no such thing as fool's luck to help him against the ruthless might of the Aesir. Arnaud's poor constitution will make her already devastating Nibelung Valesti even more fatal than it'd be against a normal foe, and her frighteningly accurate and skilled spearplay shall cut through this street magician's poor magical gimmicks in a hurry. Defeat shall be engraved upon his soul.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....