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Mia (vs. Gepetto)
« on: March 07, 2008, 11:38:58 PM »
A contest of spellcasting! What better way for Mia Ausa, magical prodigy extraordinaire and future Guildmaster of Vane, to showcase the stylish sorcery of the Magic City to millions of spectators in the RPG multiverse? This week, live from this very arena, for only a small pay-per-view fee, every citizen from Bevelle to Gregminster and beyond will be able to witness this enthralling contest between the stunning young woman and lecherous old man... ... Okay, maybe Mia shouldn't have agreed to let Nash and Ramus promote her match this week, but her poor boyfriend needed some cheering up after being denied success in Middle <i>again</i>. Mia alone now carries the honour of Vane this season, and cheap promotions or not, she's not going to let anyone down! Fortunately for her, Gepetto is not likely to prove much of an opponent: he is both less resistant against magic than his opponent, and much slower. A few castings of Flameria, and Light will be one Shadow Hearts character fewer this season. We trust nobody will miss him.

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Re: Mia (vs. Gepetto)
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2008, 04:53:04 AM »
This week, live from this very arena, for only a small pay-per-view fee, witness this enthralling contest between the stunning young woman and lecherous old man... ...Okay, maybe Mia shouldn't have agreed to let Nash and Ramus promote her match this week, but her boyfriend needed some cheering up after losing in Middle <i>again</i>. Mia alone now carries the honor of Vane, and cheap promotions or not, she's not going to let anyone down! Fortunately, Gepetto isn't much of an opponent: he is both less resistant against magic than Mia and much slower. A few castings of Flameria, and Light will have one fewer Shadow Hearts character this season. We trust nobody will miss him.
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