1. Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius. (Loony Toons)
2. Captain Gordon, DEFENDER OF THE EARTH. (Disgaea)
3. Judge Doom, who killed your brother and talked. Just. LIKE. THIS! (Who Framed Roger Rabit)
4. Worker 8, the incredible dancing killbot. (Final Fantasy Tactics)
5. Stocke, who is a professional. (Radiant Historia)
6. Morte, loveable talking skull. (Planscape: Torment)
7. Citan Uzuki, because why not. (Xenogears)
8. Aggron, because get yourself a goddamned Aggron. (Pokemon)
9. Bowser, ultimate warrior poet. (Mario)
10. Mog, because dance, moogle, dance. (Final Fantasy 6)
11. Sir Lancelot the Brave. His favorite color is blue. (Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail)
12. Gaston, for musical numbers. (Beauty and the Beast)