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Yuna (vs. Jade)
« on: March 14, 2008, 08:52:17 PM »
Having sent Guv and Kratos to the sidelines in near effortless fashion, Yuna can now get back to doing what she does best: facing down with the strongest warriors in the division... and emerging victorious. Jade certainly fits the bill; a former Godlike champion himself, his unreal durability and dreaded BoltX have levelled many a Godlike. But every one-trick pony runs out of luck sooner or later; for Jade, his Waterloo will go by the name of Ixion. Immune to lightning and death, and capable of healing to boot... what's a giant demon bug to do against such a creature? The answer is not bother showing up, as Jade has little hope against this lightning beast even stranger-looking than he is. Even if he can somehow get past Ixion, he still faces Godlike's finest white mage, herself outfitted with a lightning-absorbing Phantom Ring, and wielding defensive tricks such as Protect, Regen, Reflect, and Auto-Life, along with a near-endless supply of healing. The Godlike finals await Spira's saviour, and no mere flunky of Myria, no matter how powerful, is going to stand in her way!

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Re: Yuna (vs. Jade)
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2008, 03:02:09 AM »
Having sent Guv and Kratos to the sidelines effortlessly, Yuna can now get back to doing what she does best: facing down with the strongest warriors in the division...and winning. Jade certainly fits that bill; a former Godlike champion himself, his unreal durability and dreaded BoltX have leveled many a Godlike. But every one-trick pony runs out of luck sooner or later; for Jade, his Waterloo will go by the name of Ixion. Immune to lightning and death, and capable of healing to boot... what's a giant demon bug to do against such a creature? The answer is not bother showing up, as Jade has little hope against this lightning beast even stranger-looking than he is. Even if he can somehow get past Ixion, he still faces Godlike's finest white mage, herself outfitted with a lightning-absorbing Phantom Ring, and wielding defensive tricks such as Protect, Regen, Reflect, and Auto-Life, along with a near-endless supply of healing. The Godlike finals await Spira's savior, and no mere flunky of Myria, no matter how powerful, is going to stand in her way!
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