And so, we have reached the final event. This time, instead of just one event, we have mashed two, Hatbot Approved, events together. The first event is simple, the hundred meter dash, but at the end of that dash we have detonating a asteroid in space. Both contestants will be forbidden from doing anything to the asteroid until they reach the end of the dash, but once there they can try and bust it to their heart's content.
Our first contestant is the man who won the team final and the pairs final single handedly, Zeus. The leader of Olympus is now in a great position to finally finish it all off. After all, there's no way he can be contested in the hundred meter dash. Of course, after that is when the problems start. Can his trademark lightning bolts smash an asteroid? Could he leave the Earth to go into space to smash the asteroid? Can his lightning bolts even leave the earth in order to do the job? Though he is a sky god, he's still bound to the planet Earth, and asteroids are above even the sky. And after that, there's a question of how long it will take for him to complete the job.
Against this is Ghandi, the man who had to be carried through the quarter and semi-finals, but who is well placed to win it all here. He will, admittedly, lose the hundred meter dash badly. But it's only a hundred meters, and at the end of that hundred meters is a big red button that will fire all the nukes. While Zeus has questions both physical and metaphysical about his ability to destroy a space-bound asteroid, there are no questions about how well a civilization devoted to nuclear annihilation by an immortal tyrant will do against that same asteroid.
