Event 1- The Double Dash
A perennial favorite, this time we're jacking up the stakes! 4 karts enter, one takes the victory. Each cart has two characters, driver and gunner, to race-battle the other karts in this traditional totally-not-Mario-Kart event!
Don Quixote and Petra Venj control the first kart. I know little about the latter, although I think he comes from the realm of a shooter so that's something. Don Quixote... well. Maybe he'll figure out driving.
Tellah and Zatanna take poll 2. The two magicians come from very different theories of spellcraft, but if Tellah can remember what items he has, and Zatanna can leverage knowing what a Kart is, they could be competitive.
Ashton and Navi take third. While Navi joining forces with Ashton's existing annoying companion problem is probably funny to some sadistic god out there, I'm not sure how this team translates to the game at hand. I suppose Navi's talent IS locking on to your enemies, so if Ashton can keep them on the road they have a fighting chance.
Lastly we have Donkey Kong and Sokka. DK is in his element, in that he's literally been a cast member in that origin series we're pretending not to acknowledge, and Sokka once managed to boomerang someone to death while being shot at from behind stone pillars.
Event 2- Pageantry
The most stereotypical of contests, parading our poor victims in front of judges who determine their value based on attractiveness. Or so the theory goes. After all, they are but human, and it’s not who is most attractive, but who can best sway the judges, no? For this iteration, rank the contestants in order- the winner and runner up will advance to the next round.
Chewbacca is a cuddly individual. Also well known for tearing the arms off people who don’t let him win.
The Falcon is a full fledged super hero. And as an old woman once said, why do they have to be so good looking? For times like this, that’s why.
Kaine… well, she’s certainly dressed for the part isn’t she?
Yamcha the desert bandit rocks the rough and tumble scar faced bad boy look pretty well. Of course, he’s also among the best known jobbers in the universe.
Vladimir Putin is best known for being shirtless and doing MANLY THINGS. And of course, many judges who have failed to appreciate his manliness have had… unfortunate incidents.
Jigglypuff? Well, who knows, maybe just putting the judges to sleep will have some application.
Wilbel certainly will have the right attitude for this, and she’s probably been entangled in such shenanigans in her travels. But then, can she leverage those assets in such a competitive field?
Neo is the One. But can breaking the laws of physics really translate to the very soul of another human being?
Event 3- Four-way Quadrathalon
Why yes that is a dumb name, thanks for noticing. Anyways, this is a relay, in which each competitor has a separate mini-event, after which they pass to the next teammate. Thus the foursome with the shortest combined time wins. Each team will have to delegate a member to tackle a Sprint, a Swim, a Shooting Range, and Rubik’s Cube
John Watson, Demitri Maximoff, Parline, and Scott Shelby make up Team 1.
Cole Phelps, Undyne, Bender, and Darkwing Duck make up the second team.
Rose, Harry Dresden, Malcom Reynolds, and Cervantes are Team 3.
And rounding up team four we have Mishima, Freddy Krueger, Chun Li, and Samus Aran.
Short Form
Double Dash (Vote for ONE):
Don Quixote (Eponymous)/Petra Venj (Destiny)
VS Zatanna (DC Comics)/Tellah (Final Fantasy IV)
VS Ashton Anchors (Star Ocean: The Second Story)/Navi (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
VS Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)/Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Pageantry (List from First to Last place): Chewbacca (Star Wars), Sam Wilson (The Falcon) (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Kaine (NieR), Yamcha (Dragonball), Vladimir Putin (Saturday Night Live), Jigglypuff (Pokemon Anime), Wilbell voll Erslied (Atelier Dusk trilogy), Neo (The Matrix)
Four-way Quadrathalon (Vote for ONE team):
Scott Shelby (Heavy Rain)/Praline a la Mode (Bravely Default)/Demitri Maximoff (DarkStalkers series)/John Watson (Sherlock Holmes)
VS Cole Phelps (LA Noire)/Undyne (Undertale)/Bender Bending Rodriguez (Futurama)/Darkwing Duck (Eponymous)
VS Rose (Legend of Dragoon)/Harry Dresden (Dresden files)/Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)/Cervantes (Fire Emblem: Awakening)
VS Mishima (Persona 5)/Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)/Chun Li (Street Fighter)/Samus Aran (Metroid)