Author Topic: Kiwi>Turnip.  (Read 352 times)

superaielman

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Kiwi>Turnip.
« on: April 11, 2008, 05:58:03 AM »
I am left without words.
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Re: Kiwi>Turnip.
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 04:39:57 PM »
Kiwi = Giant Turtle.

Giant Turtle = Gamera.

Gamera = Famous Japanese Kaiju Monster that is apparently a complete bad ass, much like Godzilla.

Godzilla = Loved by chidlren.

By extension, Kiwi = Loved by Children.

Turnip = Vegetable.

Vegetable = Hated by Children.

Therefore, Turnip = Hated by Chidlren.

So when it comes down to it, all Kiwi has to do is summon an army of Pre-schoolers to his side, and at the first sight of Turnip...well, you know how crazed out 5 year olds can get.
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