Author Topic: Alfred Schroedinger (vs. Zhuzhen Liu)  (Read 581 times)

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Alfred Schroedinger (vs. Zhuzhen Liu)
« on: April 12, 2008, 01:49:07 AM »
Breathe in, breathe out. Focus on the fire, the fire is your nirvana. The exciting pyromaniac fanfares of power are back again, and Alfred Schroedinger, the greatest youngster with a panda backpack to ever exist, is here for TRUE fireworks! After all, the bombing specialist of the great Schroedinger family has quite a reputation to live up to. Maya would -never- forgive him if he lost to a decrepit old man with a generic fetish for generically good-looking.,. um... dear god, is Zhuzhen bland to the point of not even having a token fetish? That's not a good start. But hey, this means Alfred's demolition job should go far faster - just plant a few explosives on the frail old man's hips and watch the fireworks fly, indeed, quite relaxing. That'll be quite the celebration for his - and maybe even Shady's! - victory in the arena!
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
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[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
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Re: Alfred Schroedinger (vs. Zhuzhen Liu)
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2008, 03:11:49 AM »
The exciting pyromaniac fanfares of power are back again, and Alfred Schroedinger, the greatest youngster with a panda backpack to ever exist, is here for TRUE fireworks! After all, the bombing specialist of the great Schroedinger family has quite a reputation to live up to. Maya would <I>never</I> forgive him if he lost to a decrepit old man with a generic fetish for generically good-looking.,. um... dear god, is Zhuzhen bland to the point of not even having a token fetish? That's not a good start. But hey, this means Alfred's demolition job should go far faster - just plant a few explosives on the frail old man's hips and watch the fireworks fly...indeed, quite relaxing. That'll be quite the celebration for his - and maybe even Shady's! - victory in the arena!
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