Cid (vs Sheena)

[superaielman]

M*@#$)*@#$*& wanna roll on Cid !%$%in Highwind? The god*@#$ed *@#$ing foulmouthed former Shinra pilot doesn't play those stupid @^#%ing games. He's gonna light up a smoke, grab his Venus Gospel, and beat the $%^# out of that bratty Sheena. Tactics? What the #*$%) is that $*#*!? A waste of time. When you're as tough and smart and brave as Cid, you don't have to worry about that minor ^#$@. A @*#)in awesome limit will send Sheena packing if normal Venus Gospel swings somehow don't god*)%# do it. He's gonna gut Sheena with a few attacks, go hit on Sheena's hot mother, and call it a #$%*in day.

Note to editor: I don't think I missed any profanity, but bleep it out if it's stronger unbleeped stronger than hell or damn.

[Shale]

M*@#$)*@#$*& wanna roll on Cid !%$%in Highwind? The god*@#$ed *@#$ing foulmouthed former Shinra pilot doesn't play those stupid @^#%ing games, and certainly not with a #$!@-%$# little !@#$# like Sheena Lepant. He's gonna light up a smoke, grab his Venus Gospel, and beat the $%^# out of that bratty Sheena. Tactics? What the #*$%) is that $*#*!? A waste of time. When you're as tough and smart and brave as Cid, you don't have to worry about that minor ^#$@. A @*#)in' awesome limit will send Sheena packing if normal Venus Gospel swings somehow don't god*)%# do it. He's gonna gut Sheena with a few attacks, go hit on Sheena's hot mother, maybe drink some #$!@ tea, and call it a #$%*in' day.