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Jayle (vs. Gong)
« on: April 11, 2008, 11:07:38 PM »
Ugh. Thirty-six seasons? Thirty-six seasons while Valkyrie Profile's resident crossdresser watched each and every one of her einherjar brethren get another match before her. She'll have to make this comeback count! Her first opponent this time around isn't a fearsome duck, so that at least is a good sign. No, this time Jayle faces Gong, a slow healer with poor physical damage. Exactly the kind of enemy limit fighters like Jayle love to draw. Eternal Raid may be one of the weaker special attacks from Valkyrie Profile, but Purify Weird Soul is still synonymous with the words "pain" and "dying"--especially since Gong has, at most, three shots of healing with which to stave off his inevitable demise.

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Re: Jayle (vs. Gong)
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2008, 03:19:47 AM »
Ugh. Thirty-six seasons? <I>Thirty-six</I>? Yes, that's how long Valkyrie Profile's resident crossdresser has had to spend on the sidelines, watching each and every one of her Einherjar brethren get another match before she could finally return to the arena. She'll have to make this comeback count! Her first opponent this time around isn't a fearsome duck, so that at least is a good sign. No, this time Jayle faces Gong, a slow healer with poor physical damage. Exactly the kind of enemy limit fighters like Jayle love to draw. Eternal Raid may be one of the weaker Purify Weird Soul attacks, but every one of the Einherjar's finishers is still synonymous with the words "pain" and "dying" (well, maybe not Sphere Strike) - especially since Gong has, at most, three shots of healing with which to stave off his inevitable demise.
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