Pshaw! Some wussy kid dressed in leather wants to challenge DARIO to a fight? Dario, the meanest, manliest gunslinger in all of Filgaia? Dario, the immensely dangerous henchman of Janus Cascade that almost brought about the end of Virginia and company? Ahaha, this fight is a literal, living JOKE for Dario! The blonde-haired sissy will barely hold to a few shots of Dario's gun, and Dario's fearsome technique of being able to zip up his fly to boost his defense to high levels means he won't be fearing Chuck's ridiculous weapon. And since his gun and his fly are all he needs to win, the clairvoyance powers of Chuck's Moon Medium will be worthless! In but a few minutes, Dario will restore manliness to the NR Light Arena!
