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Estella (vs. Emma Hetfield)
« on: May 16, 2008, 06:49:05 PM »
Gather 'round, children, it's storytelling time again! The wondrous leather strap-clad magician Estella, with her creative rhetoric and scorching blazes, is back to the arena to awe the public with astounding tales of bravery, fantasy and love (nevermind that she is a bonafide, chronic liar, yes?). However, her opponent is unlikely to sit down for bedtime stories... which is a pity. Oh, well, Estella will just have to exercise her healthy pyromania on a living target. And that shouldn't be difficult: Emma Hetfield may be a genius and possess one of the most frightening skillsets to ever grace the Duelling League, but her actual build is... ahhhhhh... rather inept. Hilariously slow and frail, Emma is guaranteed to lose the quickdraw against Estella, who will just end this as fast as a blink: a Final Flame should be more than enough to turn the inventor into a pile of ash. Estella's slithering tongue may not be so trustworthy, but her magical power is certainly no lie. After all, she isn't Mazus' student (or is she?) just for show!
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Re: Estella (vs. Emma Hetfield)
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2008, 03:15:22 AM »
Estella is back to awe the public with astounding tales of bravery, fantasy and love (never mind that she is a chronic liar, yes?). However, her opponent is unlikely to sit down for bedtime stories...oh well, Estella will just have to exercise her pyromania on a living target. And that shouldn't be difficult: Emma Hetfield may have a terrifying skillset, but her actual build is... ahhhhhh... rather inept. She's hilariously frail and far too slow for this match: a Final Flame should be more than enough to leave her a pile of ash. Estella's slithering tongue may not be so trustworthy, but her magical power is certainly no lie.
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