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Mariel (vs. Jewel)
« on: May 16, 2008, 07:15:40 PM »
The gardens of the universe will blossom in joy once again, for the mighty Mariel has returned to the Light Arena! Packing all sorts of blossoms and fruit, Mariel shall fill this wasteland of an arena with flowers and bring life to this barren world! However, she first has to face the vicious sandstorms of battle, and her initial challenge in this mighty ordeal is Jewel. Packing a Water Rune, a sharp sword and quick feet, Jewel can fend for herself in a battle, and that could prove problematic to the gentle Mariel. However, with her assorted berries and apples, providing unlimited healing and powerful buffing opportunities, Mariel can easily outlast Jewel's terrible resource pool! And slowly, slowly whittle the knight tomboy with slaps until she collapses in exhaustion, of course. This is a terrible thing to do when you're trying to revive a planet, but Mariel will not give her dream up!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
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Re: Mariel (vs. Jewel)
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2008, 03:29:04 AM »
The gardens of the universe will blossom in joy once again, for the mighty Mariel has returned to the arena! Packing all sorts of blossoms and fruit, she shall fill this wasteland with flowers and bring life to this barren world! However, she first has to face battle, and her initial challenge in that ordeal is Jewel. The girl's Water Rune, sharp sword and quick feet, could prove problematic to the gentle Mariel. However, with her unlimited healing and powerful buffing opportunities, Mariel can easily outlast Jewel's terrible resource pool! And slowly, slowly whittle the knight tomboy with slaps until she collapses in exhaustion, of course. This is a terrible thing to do when you're trying to revive a planet, but Mariel will not give her dream up!
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