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Yoyo (vs. Megasmilax)
« on: May 18, 2008, 09:10:06 AM »
Rooted to the spot as it is, Megasmilax can't kidnap Yoyo and it can't seduce her. What power does it have over her, then? Its mysterious magical tricks aren't any match for the power of dragon summons. Yoyo's unique armor makes her immune to Megasmilax's transformation trickery, and its predictable, easily blockable bites don't scare anyone, even frail princesses. Yoyo, meanwhile, can call upon the freezing torrents of Leviathian, which strike right at the plant's weakness, as well as fully heal herself if Megasmilax manages to wear her out. Call Yoyo a slut, a retard, a heartless bitch, or whatever, but after this match no one will make the mistake of calling her weak.

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Re: Yoyo (vs. Megasmilax)
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 10:25:27 PM »
Rooted to the spot as it is, the bizarre plant-being Megasmilax can't kidnap princess Yoyo, and it sure as heck can't seduce her with anything. What power does it have over her, then? Its mysterious magical tricks aren't any match for the power of dragon summons, anyhow. Yoyo's unique armor makes her immune to Megasmilax's transformation trickery, and its predictable, easily blockable bites don't scare anyone, even frail princesses. Yoyo, meanwhile, can call upon the freezing torrents of Leviathian, which strike right at the plant's weakness, as well as fully heal herself if Megasmilax manages to wear her out. Call Yoyo a bimbo, an idiot, a heartless two-turner, or whatever your slytherine tongue may wish. But, after this single match, no one in his right mind would dare making the mistake of calling her a weak little princess.
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