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Etna (vs Brad)
« on: May 20, 2008, 08:54:47 PM »
Well, well, wellll~ Beautiful Princess Etna has been requested to fight in this season's Middle tournament? She'll deign to entertain you peasants for a while. All this fighting should surely burn a few of those pesky calories, after all. Adept with a spear, she excels in long range strikes and putting the odd eye out. The range game is unfortunately trumped by her opponent, ARMs wielder Brad Evans. Definately a person who never heeded his mother's warnings about shooting his eye out. His hard hitting strikes will endanger Etna, but some prompt evade and countering should put an end to that threat. Etna can't quite send a Prinny to do her bidding in her place this time, so she'll at least give it... some degree of effort! At least until maybe she chips a nail...

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Re: Etna (vs Brad)
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2008, 03:46:51 AM »
Well, well, weeell~! Beautiful Princess Etna has been requested to fight in this season's Middle tournament, eh? She should not, but she shall deign to entertain you peasants for a while. All this fighting should burn some pesky calories, after all. Adept with a spear, excelling in long range strikes and putting the odd eye out, Etna has a nice style going. However, the range game is unfortunately trumped by her opponent, proud ARMs wielder Brad Evans, who, by the way, never heeded his mother's warnings about shooting his eye out. His hard-hitting strikes will endanger Etna, but some prompt evade and countering should put an end to that threat. Etna can't send a Prinny to do her bidding this time, so she'll at least give it some degree of effort! At least until she chips a nail.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2008, 03:48:42 AM by Jo'ou Ranbu »
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