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Ultros (vs. Valter. Written by Veryslightlymad)
« on: May 23, 2008, 12:18:44 AM »
Two-time champion and former godlike competitor Ultros returns to the arena and his first opponent is a pathetic no-victory chump on a glorified flying newt. Pathetic. Folks often forget that Ultros is huge, even for a giant octopus, and more than capable of launching his mighty tentacles high enough into the air to catch even an airborne Valter. This point may be irrelevant, as firstly, Valter spends most of his fighting on the ground, and secondly, he will likely be spending most of the match as an imp. The real question, is what happens when you turn a mounted fighter into an imp? Does he become an imp on a wyvern? A man riding an imp? Or does he become an imp riding a second imp?
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Ultros (vs. Valter. Written by Veryslightlymad)
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2008, 03:37:08 AM »
Two-time champion and former godlike competitor Ultros returns to the arena and his first opponent is a pathetic no-victory chump on a glorified flying newt. Pathetic. Folks often forget that Ultros is huge, even for a giant octopus, and more than capable of launching his mighty tentacles high enough into the air to catch even an airborne Valter. This point may be irrelevant, as firstly, Valter spends most of his fighting on the ground, and secondly, he will likely be spending most of the match as an imp. The real question, is what happens when you turn a mounted fighter into an imp? Does he become an imp on a wyvern? A man riding an imp? Or does he become an imp riding a second imp?