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Raja (vs. Edward Pansy Chris von Wuss)
« on: May 23, 2008, 10:36:41 PM »
The light-hearted Dezorian high priest has had such bad luck in his arena outings that he's gotten used to making awful jokes out of them - hey, it makes for good drinking nights! However, this is all about to change! For Raja is facing someone so terribly inept at fighting that the cleric has no other subterfuge but laughing his heart out. Edward, the prince of Damcyan, is well-known for his horrible fighting prowess and tendency to hide from anything resembling danger, which suits Raja's furious cane beatings just fine. Raja can also show off his incredibly powerful healing abilities if the spoony bard decides to fight for his life - and, considering Edward's build, even that would be just for adding insult to injury. Having nothing to fear, Raja can lift his head high and face his newest challenge, as, for once, the joke is not on him, but his opponent!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Raja (vs. Edward Pansy Chris von Wuss)
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2008, 04:13:14 AM »
The light-hearted Dezorian high priest has had such bad luck in his arena outings that he's gotten used to making awful jokes out of them - hey, it makes for good drinking nights! However, this is all about to change! For Raja is facing someone so terribly inept at fighting that the cleric has nothing else he can do but laugh his heart out. Edward, the prince of Damcyan, is well-known for his horrible fighting prowess and tendency to hide from anything resembling danger, which suits Raja's furious cane beatings just fine. Raja can also show off his incredibly powerful healing abilities if the spoony bard decides to fight for his life - and, considering Edward's build, even that would be just for adding insult to injury. Having nothing to fear, Raja can lift his head high and face his newest challenge, as, for once, the joke is not on him, but his opponent!