Author Topic: Luther Lansfeld (vs. Terra Branford)  (Read 617 times)

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Luther Lansfeld (vs. Terra Branford)
« on: May 23, 2008, 11:00:57 PM »
What is this horrible joke? Another piece of helpless data, waiting to be deleted? Oh, what travesties must the great programmer Luther Lansfeld face in his wonderfully nerdy life. Hopefully, this Terra Branford template from an old Squaresoft game won't be much trouble: the relatively simply hacked programming stemmed to her roots should be a blink for Lansfeld to undo, and he could glitch her to the very core if he decides having fun is a good idea. And, if, like those pesky Eternal Sphere data chunks, she decides to put up a real fight, well. This will just have to be solved by a no-holds-barred slugfest. Luther is hardly afraid, as he has a ridiculous speed edge over the data chunk and Perfect Symmetry's brutal power to trample her into the ground. Data definitely should behave as such, lest they want to face the wrath of Luther's extraordinaire programming!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
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Re: Luther Lansfeld (vs. Terra Branford)
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2008, 04:06:29 AM »
What is this horrible joke? Another piece of helpless data, waiting to be deleted? Oh, what travesties must the great programmer Luther Lansfeld face in his wonderfully nerdy life. Hopefully, this Terra Branford template from an old Squaresoft game won't be much trouble: the relatively simple programming that defines her should be a cinch for Lansfeld to undo, and he could glitch her to the very core if he decides to have some fun instead. And if, like those pesky Eternal Sphere errors, she decides to put up a real fight, well. This will just have to be solved by a no-holds-barred slugfest. Luther is hardly afraid, as he has a ridiculous speed edge over the data chunk and Perfect Symmetry's brutal power to trample her into the ground. Data definitely should behave as such, unless they want to face the wrath of Luther's extraordinary programming!
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