A list of things that scare Edge: Shion Uzuki: The musical, Orlandu with a Chaos Blade and a hangover, and Zidane in a fuku. Notably absent from this list: green haired bisexual swordwomen. It's not quite a blessing from the heavens to have to face the Mystic trained Asellus, but it's close enough. No sleep protection? Relying on charm, a status the roguish prince actually doesn't fear? A cute friend into experimentation? Dear god. Image shuts down Asellus's best physicals, not that she'll have a chance to use them. A swipe of the claw, a hail of fumas, and victory shall be Edge's. Now if he can only convince Rydia to stay away from the fight so he can practice his.. ah.. charms... bwhahahahaha!
