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Nitori

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Guard Daos (vs. Axem Green)
« on: June 02, 2008, 08:08:45 AM »
Guard Daos. The brutal, unforgiving combination of Erim, Daos, and Gades that terrorized the descendants of Maxim's party in Lufia 1 is barely contained by the shackles of Middle. With a terrifying pink presence, Guard Daos will surely leave it's opponents in shambles - especially its first opponent, this random, low paid, Axem ranger grunt. With its powers of calling in mass amounts of water and...calling in even more water, the evil Sinistral combo will send the green Axem to a traumatic end in the glimmering depths, and advance its way throughout the annals of NR Middle...although nothing can really stop it.
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Re: Guard Daos (vs. Axem Green)
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 10:17:21 PM »
Guard Daos. The brutal, unforgiving combination of Erim, Daos, and Gades that terrorized the descendants of Maxim's party in Lufia 1 can barely be contained by the flimsy shackles of Middle. With a terrifying, bright pink presence, Guard Daos will surely leave its opponents in shambles - especially its first opponent, this random, minimum wage Axem Ranger grunt - who is shamefully Green! With its powers of calling in mass amounts of wates and... calling in even more water, the evil Sinistral combo will send the plant-colored Axem to a traumatic end in the glimmering depths of a darkened, and advance its way throughout the annals of NR Middle. You think mere color-coordination can crush the PINK DESTRUCTION of Guard Daos? Well, think again!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....