Let's Play Bahamut Lagoon!

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What a two-timing whore.

Hell yes, New Page!

[Meeplelard]

And so, we have reached the final update for the chapter of ALICIA IS A SLUT!

Well, ok, this update is going to be lacking in pictures but that's cause I decided to do the very final arc in a specific manner.  Only one way to do the epic conclusion of this chapter justice, so I did it...well, you'll see!  Anyway, lets start the chapter off with...




TEAM FORMATIONS! I hate everyone who chose these teams, I think it was Snow <_<



Battle starts with Matelite shouting something at the top of his lungs!
...wait, why does *HE* care about the Church of Memories again?  I guess I should just go wtih the "Matelite, I fucking hate you" reason again.



Wait, he's here?  Well, shit, we gotta beat his again it looks like...



...wait, I thought...but Palpaleos was...Ixett is...
...ok, now I'm just confused, thanks a lot Taicho.



Enemy group #1! Token scrubs of the map, they suck ass.



Big Durable freak whose HP can only be measured in Question Marks.  I forget if this particular version can self destruct for Instant Death or if that's just an upgraded version.  Regardless, this guy takes forever to kill...and there's more than one of him.



The Bosses crew!  Nothing special about him, but I believe he's a reinforcement bastard so every time you kill his support, at the end of a fight, he'll just call in MORE GUYS.



More scrubs...WITH HEALING!!!



THESE GUYS HAVE MAGIC INSTEAD!



...and this guy is a complete and fucking ass hole.  There's only one of him, but egads can he rip apart your teams like nothing else.  He's a class 4 monster, mind, and gives loads of good stuff for killing him, so yes, I'll go out of my way to beat his ass down.



And Palpaleos is...wait? NPC Party? So he's...an AI controlled ally? Never saw that coming! Especially not after Sauzer's line of "join the rebellion!"



His stats are like that of an enemies, so he cheats and has HP in question marks too, of course.




The entire fight, Palpaleos just sits there, tossing Flame Hits at every guy who comes near him.  Yes, that's the same move that Hatbot started with, which is the Fire elemental Swordtech.  I wonder if they're implying something...



Like I said, that guy is a whore.  This is his big move, burning earth.  As you can see the damage it did to Sendak, it STINGS.  So lets KICK HIS ASS AS QUICKLY AS POSS-...



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No, the fact that Matelite was involved has nothing to do with that shock and awe.  its the rewards gained from beating him down.  See that sword there?  Dreadnaught?  Well, lets do a quick comparison!



The description of the sword is 100% Correct!  This is the best weapon in the game for Hatbot and the 3 Knights.  Well, in fairness, it has a noteworthy drop in Magic (which doubles as Magic Defense) from Excalibur, but its stronger and such.
...but I don't give it to Hatbot.  I actually have good reasons for this.  It goes to one of his Knights as a result.



What the fuck is Altair and where is it? And why do I want to go there?  God damn you cryptic bosses from other dimensions.



I'm pretty sure that Spear name is suppose to be "Brionac" or whatever the proper translation is.  its also like the worst translation of it I've seen...unless it happens to be correct...in which case, other people have really fucked it up.

Brunhag is the 2nd strongest spear in the game, I believe, and its Holy elemental.  Yeah, there's really nothing special about it!

Anyway, that's the end of the fight, and now...FOR THE AFTER FIGHT CHAPTER PLOT STUFF! This will be entirely in...VIDEO FORMAT!!!

Alicia's Crowning Moment of Fail

And with that, Chapter 18 is done, and the hate levels of Alicia should be high!  If they aren't...you are a patient, and forgiving person.

anyway, stay tuned next for...CHAPTER 19!!!! or something.

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That video is acting really screwy for me.

[Meeplelard]

Hmm...just watched it on Daily Motion now, so must be a problem on your end...or I'm damn luck or something.

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Oh, there it goes. I dunno what the problem was.

So, Alicia is Proto-Shion. Frankly I'm not surprised.

[Meeplelard]

Well, getting back to the LP but...without spoiling anything, and to add people to have fun, I had to halt mid chapter for these purposes:

I need to select two Dragons, for reasons I cannot explain (if you've played the game, you already know), and while normally I'd just pick them, I figured it'd be best you guys choose!  As such...

I need you guys to decide, be it through simply throwing out ideas and me picking the most popular, pulling straws, hatbotting, BATTLE TO THE DEATH!!!, what have you, which two Dragons I will be choosing for this purpose.

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Gutsman and Bombman

Also, going to do this but ignore your FE4 LP? I see how it is.

[Meeplelard]

To be blunt...yes, yes I am!  Its mostly that playing this game is A LOT easier and less frustrating than FE4.

I was going to bump the topic (with relevant info on something!) the other day, but...you beat me to the punch, so I guess you deserve...THIS!!!

*hands Trips a pie*

[Yakumo]

I'm going to say Fireman and Elecman to be contrary and possibly force other people to actually do something to break a tie. >_>

[Meeplelard]

After a long...hiatus, I am finally updating this!

Disclaimer: Commentary is not done by me unless you see an "Author's Note" thingy; it is done by another one of us.  Who?  You'll just have to guess!  Also, I decided the two dragons were those explicitly NOT chosen!



At last, AT LAST HE IS GOING DOWN!!


And we pray she never came back







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Yeah yeah yeah, ranting over Palpaleos again, this gets old. I should thank Palpales for stealing the bitch from Hatbot anyway




Oh noes, he is going philosophical again







Yeah yeah we know, we don't neep rcaps here, if you want to be philosophical, get it over soon.

AUTHOR NOTE: Unsure if I did the picture break right; I was told 12-16 and 16-26, so...yeah.












Be done already, war is horrible, we know it already.








At least the salesmen couple ar emaking sense and insulting the fail, but really, what is with the repeating the obvious??

Now we get to take control and move around

We talk top Taicho



Don't worry, we never expected you to have one anyone, next.




Oh yes, this sorry excuse of living is now depress, about time we throw more insults at him!! DIE!!!




But the ninja just HAVE to be useless and fail at the assasination. Hm? option1? What option1?




And Paly is talking big, but I'll digress from complaning. He deserves some credit by removing Alicia from Hatbot anyway.



And stop second guessing yourself, you are doing just fiiinnee.




Oh poor Sendak, so does this mean the Holy Dragons like to pick on depress people?? This so calls for us to repsond in a yaoi filled option to comfort him....
Huh? There isn't one?? How dare you Toriyama!!! STABSTABSTAB!!!!!



Anyway, tiem to vent my anger on the enemies, now we move ahead Paly.

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Who are you again?

[Meeplelard]

Short update...I was gonna do a longer one but...shit happened and then I realized Iw as making a fairly long 70 pic update or so which...screw it, ONTO THE REAL AUTHOR!

Anyway, battel time




Set up bleh bleh next

MEEPLE NOTE: I hate whoever made these teams, it means I have NO SUMMONERS on this map.  You'll see why its especially annoying on THIS map.




Now this is something I can't bleh over.
Fireman has turned into Master Dragon!!
All dragons enters the master stage when they max out their elements and stats.
In this form, they can use lv.10 attacks of all element as well as attacks from both light and dark form.
Fireman keep hsi infinite hp too!!

(Meeple Note: Master Dragon is gotten when you get 100 in all elements, and 250 in the 4 principle stats.  And yes, it has the same sprite as the base form, so yeah, that form may look familiar.)



Now, time to keep the evil conspirator's ass



There he is, the crystal ball weilding villian with stupid laughter.



And grunts



And more grunts



And even more grunts



Ugh, even more gru... oh, Barbarela. Wait why are you here, I thought you have no interest in the minister who can't even laugh right's conspiracy??



Irvine?? I thought you are on Sauzer's side of all thing!! Plot is not makin... wait. What I am saying, knowing the plot writer....



And back to grunts, ugh



The pesudo Kefka is back



As well as this useless idiot



And before we start, we must have a moment of Matallite failing for the great justice. Good day trying to dive right between Barbarela and Irvine



MEEPLE NOTE: No comment by the author, but this is why I hate you all for no choosing any summoners (you know who you are!)  See, that's a lot of water, and one casting of Leviathan would let me cross all of it.  But because I lack Leviathan...yeah, I hate you, and you can all burn in hell <_<





And our dragons are far more reliable, and look, shiny items

(Meeple Note: Iron Duke = Ultimate Axe, Black Prince = High End Armor for Cross Knights, and I believe I covered Dreadnaught)



And failure villian transform, his old color pallete looks better though. I must say his cape curves in a pretty weird way.

(Meeple Note: He does this about a 50% HP)




And he flees with his pathetic laughter.

(Meeple Note: If any of you care, he has an allure for big powerful Fire moves...that aren't that scary...)



Shiny items again!!

(Meeple Note: Reconquista is a high end armor for Knights; it has status immunity, idiotically high magic (defense), and a good defense stat.)



And I don't care, suck a kingdom is best left ruined, knowing who'll be the queen.


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Well then the fight is voer, stay tuned next time as...THERE'S A CRAP LOAD OF PLOT POST FIGHT IN THIS MAP SWEET BOB I HATE YOU MATELITE.

[Meeplelard]

Well, seems popularity died down...admittedly, I've been lazy, but I promised I'd finish this LP so god damn I'm gonna do it!

Also, free kitten to whoever responds first.

Anyway, I give the...ah...text? over to the person who is doing commentary on this!  Also, first person to properly guess gets a bunny, assuming I didn't idiotically spoil it earlier.



Is he leaving, nice.



Whatever Taicho




Again, who gives a danm




No, this is th ebest news in a long while



Wonderful, I hope he dies from it.



Aww you poor thing





Because they are fed up with Alicia? But I think they just like to annoyn people in general.







Who care about you guys spliting up? You are no yaoi bits anyway




Yes, when did they had their boyfriends?



Let us inquire further



Oh those two, we know about it long ago




I don't care, can we stop talking about him?





I take back my words, nice to know he is uffering



I don't even want to think about it




Let's pick option1



Yes, we aren't really happy



Option2... oh, he is depressed because of he missed that bitch? What a failure.




If the reducing wait can turn him into bishie, I really don't mind.




Yes I know




I'd like it better if you are the king.




Oooh, what is it?

*CUT TO MEEPLE*

What is it indeed? You'll have to wait til I get nonlazy again and post another update!  I'll try and get around to that tomorrow actually.  But yeah, good stopping point cause I feel like being a douche.  Oh trust me, there's plenty more to this chapter.

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How many more Niu updates are there?

[Meeplelard]

*hands Trips a bunny and a kitten*

Anyway, too damn many.  There 267 pics total (though some got deleted along the way, so this number is a bit misleading), we're at #116 <_<

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I see. How long would that be gameplay wise?

[Meeplelard]

Would you believe not very long?  Its just there's a lot of...random...shit...umm...I'm trying not to spoil it, cause the "best" parts of the chapter are soon to come.  Trust me, there's a good reason I chose Niu to do this chapter.

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Oh, is this the part where Palpelos and Sauzer finally screw?

[Meeplelard]

Would you believe me if I told you that never actually happens?

[Yakumo]

Hell no.  That just doesn't make any sense! <_<

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Well ahem perhaps if you read between the lines a litte you'd see that [insert generic yaoi fangirl argument here]

[Meeplelard]

And so we return to the glory of...of...YAMATO!!!!

...yeah, I got nothing.



Hmmm? He knows to play with cute eyes???



Does that implies your husband was like that too?



Don't tell me you are dumping your husband for him....



Who cares?




May him never returns



God no, they are contagious. Dispose of them immediately.




Yeah, hand over the big surprise already



Consider that requires heterosexual intercourse, which is not yaoi, no.



I disagree with both choices



Oh, them... consider I don't mind furries, I'd say it is fine to push it further



Wait, you are doing it with them? I thought it'll be me who does it!!



You deserve it



So sex calms them down? good to know



Wait, you mean to let dragon have sex betweenthemselves and not with me? Curse you!!



Bad



I am in agreement with both choices



What you guys are betting anyway??



Oh, about Pale stealing Alicia, I preffer just giving up. Why do I have to put up with that bitch???





Yeah yeah yeah, get it over with quickly, it is not me doing it anyway...




Okay you two'll do it

Meeple Note: The first was to show you what happens when you talk to a dragon at this point.  Second one was to show which two I chose.  If its not obvious, yes, this was the thing I was asking requests about <_<

The two chosen? I mentioned them a while back, so nyah or something.



And upgrade to Master Dragon first




And we are done, just hope the bayby would be useful



Alright then





Oh, heretsexual relationship is non of my business






I am liking his wife already



Naughty Pale



By all means do it yourself



I highly agree with the first one



Meeple Note: Niu left this off.  It shows what looks like Donfan or Matelite or SOMEONE IN THE SHADOWS trying to sneak up to Alicia and then running away, as she apparently notices him.



And you shut up



Like I care?





Yes, by all means


And as such, they will enter the castle.  But what unknown horrors await them there?  Tune in next time as we continue with Niu's take on Bahamut Lagoon in the Next Episode of Bahamut Lagoon Chapter 18:

ALICIA'S CORONATION!!!!!

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Hey, dragon sex. Alllright.

[Meeplelard]

How many brain cells would Matelite have if Matelite actually had a brain?

...now with that introduction done, onto the actual LP, so back to Niuese!




Do not order me around



Bah, why doI have to line up...



Dead? I certainly hope so



Indeed, we don't need him




I have bad feelings about this....




Don't tell me you have hots fo rhim too, bitch



I don't want to



Oh crap




Exactly why this si crap




So, at least you realize you suck??







Well duh, the game is too early to end, especially for who paid for the cartridge.







I don't think peace is possible with your reign though. And you sounds blood thirsty then ever right now




We really don't need his comment



God, not him again



Stop talking about him already




Hope the Holy Dragons don't break his mind first



You still do tthough



Exactly




NO




And I lost faith in those two



MEEPLE NOTE: No commentary on this one by Niu, however, for some reason, half the characters randomly post after their statements, so it deserves a screen cap!



Stay away

WHAT WILL HATBOT'S DECISION BE?

Will he nobly fight to save the world like any good Silent Protagonist?
Or will he spitefully decline since Alicia is a fucking slut who deserves to die?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF THIS GOD DAMN CHAPTER!

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Why does Alicia use so many damn Ellipses