Well, got my 4 volunteers...and by that I mean 3 Volunteers, and I'll just do the 4th when the other 3 post their results <_<
ANYWAY, NOW TO THE ACTUAL LP!!!
Must be talking about their dinner date the previous night.
Or its just generic yaoi talk and a possible break up. Either way *cues the song "Losing My Religion" by REM*
(Bonus points to anyone who gets that refence)
Hmm...Emperor Palpaleos...actually, that doesn't sound so bad. Its also the first line that lacks any real yaoi potential in this chapter!
"Well, it was him or that easily manipulated blonde chick on the other side."
"So we're going after the guy who likely WILL question us, and will be hard to control, instead of the ditzy bitch who would believe anything we say?"
"Yes! Of course! We're villains, after all! We aren't suppose to think things out straight!"
"...wait, we're villains?"
"...maybe! Actually, I don't know, I'm just guessing based off the evil music and how we're monsters."
DISCLAIMER: None of the above was a spoiler <_<
"Oh, well, that reason makes a lot more sense for why we chose him!"
"I still think the girl would have been a better idea."
"You ALWAYS say that. 'Lets go bowling!' 'I think the girl would have been a better idea!'"
"Hey, at least I don't snore!"
"...burned."
"Look, how many times do I have to tell you there's a difference between 'Confused' and 'Drunk'?"
"Hey, I didn't have THAT much to drink...at least, I don't think I did?"
"Explain the empty keg behind you then!"
"Umm...well...you see...hey look! The guy's calling to us!"
"...hey, get back here! Don't you try to evade the question!
And so, the 4 monsters, after random squabbling, and such, decided to finally meet up with Sauzer.
"We prefer the term 'freaks' thank you very much!"
"Well, that works too!"
"Damn it, I wanted to be a Princess!"
"But you're male!"
"Hey! There's no law that says Male Freaks like me can't be princesses!"
"You mean besides that by definition, to be a princess, you need to be female?"
"Hey, you two, stop fighting, and lets actually listen to what he has to say!"
"Your welcome."
"Why'd you say that?"
"I figured it'd be a good idea to show manners for once!"
"What are manners though?"
"...you know, that's a good point, any of you two know?"
"No."
"I think they're...wait, no, that's pie."
"Crap! I was afraid he'd ask that!"
"We don't have an actual answer, do we?"
"Um, shit, time for plan B!"
"Ok, I started us off, which one of you is going to continue!"
"Tentacle Freak."
"Hentai Bait."
"Hor...god damn it!"
"HA! I can pull that stunt too, see! Now, Mothra, its your turn!"
"...I hate you."
"Man, that felt good! Now I think I'll one up both of you and actually MOVE!"
"HEY! Don't you mess up our routine!"
"We have routine?"
"I wasn't told of it..."
"Damn it, I told you guys to check your E-mail!
NOTE: The above few Monster lines are actually all spoken by the moth <_<
"What is that pain anyway?"
"A Massive Headache from waking up early every morning and going to sleep at 3 AM"
"Oh, makes sense."
"Well its my turn, and you know what? I'M GOING TO MONOLOGUE!"
"NOOOOO!!!!" *this line was done by the other 3*
"Bwahahahah! Beat THAT one!"
"...I wouldn't call two continuous lines a monologue."
"Yeah, well, I STILL FINISHED WHAT WE HAD TO SAY! SEE? HE'S READY TO SAY SOMETHING!"
"Yes?"
"...wait, I thought we prefer being called freaks?"
"We do, but he doesn't seem to learn."
"Let what begin?"
"...is it already time for our Olympics?"
"Crap! It might be!"
"Damn it, and I haven't worked off those 30 Lbs yet either!"
"Well, that's our cue to exit!"
Yeah, its nothing more than the usual "I'm tired" "I'm bored" "I wonder what's for dinner." Really, I can't figure out why reading Dragon's Thoughts are so important...
*insert constipation joke here*
Being the toughest he's ever had to try to relieve himself, Sauzer faints. Thankfully, to steal from Snow, Perfect Elegant Maid Palpaleos to the rescue!
And FINALLY, we come back to our heroes, and FINALLY, we see the chapter name, and FINALLY, there's some hint as to what's going to actually HAPPEN in this chapter.
And Matelite actually comes up for a good idea for once! Pity he wastes it by telling Taicho of all people.
And Taicho actually understands too! Wow, could this be the beginning of a sudden intellectual growth spurt in the two?
...the Apocalypse must be coming. Matelite just said *2* intelligent statements in a row.
Please hurry. That FIre and Brimstone raining down outside isn't making me very confident.
My god! Matelite's using...his brain...
...are those four horses I see outside with skeletons riding them?
*about 5 months and many minions of hell later*
About damn time! Do you know how often Sendak shrieked and tried to jump in my arms whenever a succubus tried to approach him? I swear, I don't know what I found scarier. Doomsday, or the fact that I might die protecting SENDAK of all people.
Anyway, about those spies, what kind of brilliant people did you find? Given how long it took, I expect some top of the line mercenaries or something, like Solid Snake.
...ok, all those good things I said about you before, Matelite? FORGET ABOUT THEM.
On the bright side, Matelite reverting to usual "brilliance" indicates that this Armageddon scare ceases, and everything goes back to normal. On the not so bright side, Matelite is still alive.
Ya don't say. Good thing he managed to ignore me for this job then!
Ok, well, at least I can have SOME say in how we go about this, I guess?
"Ladies?" Um...we have a UOM, a generic Crew Member, your fat stupid ass, your fat stupid partner, Me, and Hornet here...where the hell are the females?
Are is this a gameshow and you're obliged by political correctness to say that? I'm guessing this is "So You Want To Be a Spy!" or something?
These are our fabulous options of spies! Whoever you choose alters the next few scenes of this chapter. And yes, that's Matelite being an option despite him not volunteering to go. Basically, Matelite did give Hatbot full authoritative powers (even though he effectively has them already, since Matelite doesn't do jack squat and all final decisions are made by Hatbot), so whoever he says goes!
Not going to spoil which method we're going to take; yes, it does have some game play effect (in addition to some plot). What that is? You'll find out soon!
Anyway, THOSE WHO HAVE VOLUNTEERED, *NOW* you may post your updates and such. I'll post the 4th once all 3 are up. Have fun!
