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Erk (vs. Stallion)
« on: June 07, 2008, 01:30:55 AM »
Oh, what a bore. First, Erk was matched against a woman whose only tactic is to heal in the hopes of making the battle last as long as possible. Then, he was matched against another such fighter in the Dezolisian Raja... only this one insisted on telling bad jokes every time he healed himself! And now, Erk has to face an elf. What an enthralling opponent. He's probably an archer, and an arrogant one, too. The sheer monotony of this tournament is almost enough to have the Etrurian mage wishing for Serra's company, but at least, the end is in sight. He needs but two more wins to capture a Light championship, and Stallion's not likely to stop him. Certainly, the blue-haired elf is fast, but Erk is speedy too, enough to avoid dreaded doubles. A few Thunder counters, maybe a timely dodge or two, and Erk will be on his way for what will surely be a boring Light final.

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Re: Erk (vs. Stallion)
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2008, 01:58:29 AM »
Oh, what a bore. First, Erk was matched against a woman whose only tactic is to heal in the hopes of making the battle last as long as possible. Then, he was matched against another such fighter in the Dezolisian Raja... only this one insisted on telling bad jokes every time he healed himself! And now, Erk has to face an elf. What an enthralling opponent. He's probably an archer, and an arrogant one, too. The sheer monotony of this tournament is almost enough to have the Etrurian mage wishing for Serra's company, but at least, the end is in sight. He needs but two more wins to capture a Light championship, and Stallion's not likely to stop him. Certainly, the blue-haired elf is fast, but Erk is speedy too, enough to avoid dreaded doubles. A few Thunder counters, maybe a timely dodge or two, and Erk will be on his way for what will surely be a boring Light final.