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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Yoyo (vs. Elvis)
« on: June 15, 2008, 09:06:06 PM »
Yoyo is a simple, mundane princess. With simple, mundane tastes. So, why in heavens does she have to face complete freaks in the arena? First, an overgrown mushroom-happy plant, now this over-the-top mad scientist with a cueball the size of a state? Things don't really bode very well for the princess of Kahna, sanity-wise. Fortunately for her, she won't have too much trouble dealing with Elvis, at least. While the scientist is a speed dynamo, Yoyo isn't shabby at it herself, avoiding constant doubles - and her strongest summon spells hit Elvis' dreaded elemental weaknesses with flying colors. Elvis, on the other hand, lacks the blistering offense to handle Yoyo's healing even with his speed, sealing this abnormal match nicely on Yoyo's favor. Strange occurrances, sometimes, have the simplest solutions.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Yoyo (vs. Elvis)
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 01:16:52 PM »
Yoyo is a simple, mundane princess with simple, mundane tastes. So, why in heavens does she have to face complete freaks in the arena? First, an overgrown plant, now this over-the-top mad scientist with a cueball the size of a state? Things don't bode well for the princess of Kahna, sanity wise. Fortunately for her, she won't have trouble dealing with Elvis. While the scientist is a speed dynamo, Yoyo isn't shabby at it herself, avoiding constant doubles - and her strongest summon spells hit Elvis' dreaded elemental weaknesses with flying colors. Elvis, on the other hand, lacks the blistering offense to handle Yoyo's healing even with his speed, sealing this match nicely in Yoyo's favor. Strange occurrences, sometimes, have the simplest solutions.